Tinder Shit Test?

idgaf- · 2016-02-04T20:32:01+00:00

"not for the first 30 seconds. after that no promises"

oglowkey · 2016-02-04T19:25:25+00:00

"Ditto" or don't respond

disposable_pants · 2016-02-04T21:14:29+00:00

Agree and amplify. An example is the best response so far in this thread, from /u/idgaf-:

"not for the first 30 seconds. after that no promises"

Make it absurd.

abdada · 2016-02-04T19:12:37+00:00

"you stole my words"

maxofreddit · 2016-02-04T19:29:59+00:00

Humor....

Option #1: "As long as you're down with chocolate-covered-worlds-of-warcraft-rugby-sex we should be good." (of course, you must bring a bottle of chocolate sauce on your first date)

Option #2: "I'm PROlevel on Wii Tennis, you better practice up, honey."

Option #3: "I'll bring the Netflix if you bring the Chill."

Option #4: "Your mom wasn't" (this might be too far, but it sure made my shit laugh just now)

silver_nuke13 · 2016-02-04T20:17:40+00:00

I don't want to be that guy

But you're calling her an entitled princess after a simple display of a perfectly normal human emotion (adding the fact that she wanted to be witty, to match your response). You're a judgemental prick, i wouldn't date you if I were her.

This isn't whiteknighting. I'm black knighting you, princess.

Red-45 · 2016-02-04T21:10:26+00:00

All women are entitled. It sounds like a shit test to me, and you better get used to chicks saying shit like that, especially if they are above average in looks. The first time I brush it off and say something funny, if they do it again I don't respond, and if that doesn't get the message across drop them. Either your smv isnt high enough or she's stupid and not worth the time.

I should also add that I think women who do that a lot may not actually feel that way, but are doing it as a defensive measure because they feel you have a higher smv than them and have options. Kind of like a peacock, pretending that they're bigger than they are. So watch for other signs of interest at the same time.

Title	Tinder Shit Test?
Author	YerriPulka
Upvotes	1
Comments	17
Date	February 4, 2016 7:02 PM UTC (10 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/446qxx/tinder_shit_test/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/askTRP/tinder-shit-test.160305 https://theredarchive.com/post/160305

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