Tinder shit test

Pillredpopper · 2017-04-12T11:52:47+00:00

I dont think i would quite call that a shit test persay, looks more like flirtatious banter in her attempt to open. AA with sexually suggestive comedy maybe

"Looking for someone to help polish my halo"

starkiwi · 2017-04-12T12:18:42+00:00

She already added you on fb and matched you on tinder. This one's all yours to fuck up, son.

Don't waste too much time on small talk, go straight to logistics.

Mantas_Confid · 2017-04-12T11:51:36+00:00

"Looking for not so innocent little girls like you".

superbad4life · 2017-04-12T11:52:51+00:00

Please read this and this. If you still have question about what to do, reply to this comment.

IronMeltsinmyHands · 2017-04-12T13:12:08+00:00

"you're my favorite old lady."

htbf · 2017-04-12T15:47:55+00:00

"Well, I'm actually looking for my innocence. Mind if I check in your cunt ?"

You can make it a bit more smooth by following up with "Fuck, I meant your place. Mind if I check in your place ?"

1NV0K3R · 2017-04-12T15:17:34+00:00

Jesus I fucking hate these "what do I say posts"

Say whatever the fuck you want to say, it's Tinder, it doesn't mean shit. Learn to AA, watch some comedians, read a fucking book etc.

Her: "what's an innocent little boy like you doing on here hahaha"
Me: "Well I'm not allowed within 2 miles of a school zone"

Title	Tinder shit test
Author	tag2man
Upvotes	1
Comments	10
Date	April 12, 2017 11:37 AM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/64xl8i/tinder_shit_test/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/askTRP/tinder-shit-test.89361 https://theredarchive.com/post/89361

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