Accidental Dick Pic

Doctor_Pedobear · 2015-02-21T10:36:44+00:00

You're an idiot. If you're flirting over text and she says "you go first", you don't come out swinging and throwing out dick pics, learn to build up to it. Take off your shirt, take off your pants, never just jump into the dick pic. Seduction 101

PowerSeductionWar · 2015-02-21T09:21:53+00:00

I lold hard

2015-02-21T11:17:26+00:00

This is hilarious.

10/10

PM_ME_UR_UNWIPED_BUM · 2015-02-21T11:31:11+00:00

full boner with my face in the picture.

That's impressive dude. I have to try that sometime.

Also comsider... Maybe she got really wet and started polishing her pearl when she got that pic, and you made it weird as hell and basically turned in your Man Card by apologizing. And just because a girl is OK with seeing your dick doesn't make her a gem. Goodness gracious.

2015-02-21T13:26:29+00:00

"That's why I'm in this game: to find the gems like her."

You've had enough Internet for today.

LucidTA · 2015-02-21T10:08:13+00:00

Moral of this story, get more information about what she is actually asking for before assuming she wants to see your dick.

A+ story though OP.

2015-02-21T12:51:45+00:00

Usually I just lurk here, but sometimes: this is necessary.

Diece · 2015-02-21T09:54:56+00:00

I don't think you fucked up at all. She wanted a dick picture and if she replied back asking why you sent a dick pic I'd of just said

"Read your past messages and how can you see how I would of thought that?"

Her response means she liked it but you shouldn't of apologized.It also sounds like you placing her on a pedestal. Trust me on this, don't put her on a pedestal and be ready for her to leave your life as fast as she entered.

2015-02-21T13:10:32+00:00

Wwwooooooooooowwwwwww.

jsmecum · 2015-02-21T13:48:15+00:00

That wasn't an accident at all

ovoallnight · 2015-02-21T12:37:36+00:00

10/10 pretty good recovery.

stillcole · 2015-02-21T13:36:24+00:00

Honestly dude not th e worst that could happen. I agree with the other comment that said you shouldn't have apologized but either way, now you have sexualized yourself and now she will be way more receptive when you make your first moves

dafuqey · 2015-02-21T14:24:13+00:00

I didn't read this yet. But I upvoted this post simply because OP started his writing with TL;DR.

NautyNautilus · 2015-02-21T12:42:08+00:00

You're the reason I'm unsubbing.

Title	Accidental Dick Pic
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	24
Comments	21
Date	February 21, 2015 8:40 AM UTC (11 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/2wn33r/accidental_dick_pic/
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