Her: Hi you... I like what you wrote and it makes me smile. What's your name John or <removed>?

Me: I'm glad you like it. My name is<removed> but if the police ask just say I'm John

Her: I like your humor (laugh emoji x3)

Bit young for me but you made me smile

Sorry I was busy. Terribly busy with work

I think you know what I meant when working with uptight old posh Brits.

Me: You're a bit older than woman I usually go for but if you promise you aren't sitting in a rocking chair everyday knitting and drinking tea from a China Mug then it's ok I guess.

Her: Hahaha hahaha goodness gracious my dear boy (laugh emoji)

Me: Calling me dear boy doesn't help you case lol.

Do you fancy meeting up sometime? Nothing major just a quick drink or something that way if you turn out to be a crazy dom axe murderer I can say I left my oven on and make a quick getaway.

Her: Yes I would like that a lot. Safety first tho So meet in public then? I'd be in London for a weekend in the next two weeks. Free by then?

Me: Sure we can meet then in public it's safer for both of us cos for all I know you're the maniac :p

What dates are you in London?

Her: Hahaha evil creature! Wait till I get my hands on you!

Thank you for making me feel better

I have an exhausting day

And I appreciate the giggles but at my cost.

Me: Eeek now I'm scared I might take a chaperone just in case you try any funny business

Oh poor baby I'm glad I brightened up your day a bit.

What's your number?

At this point she does quiet after what seems like a pretty good interaction.

Any ideas?