approaching after jerking off?

SergeantHiro · 2019-04-21T17:01:26+00:00

Make an offering to Ares as well. He like sheep and stuff, so set fire to your favourite suit (unless it's polyviscose, in which case you can just huff the fumes to commune directly with him).

TallHonky · 2019-04-21T17:09:29+00:00

You need to wait a week. Women have very sophisticated heat vision and can tell when someone has jerked.

The_Ol_Grey_Mare · 2019-04-21T18:31:57+00:00

Wtf is this sub

ethical_pa · 2019-04-21T16:58:33+00:00

You should be good to approach but you must first drink a kale smoothie then go for a swim in water that is between 19 and 23 degrees centigrade.

IamMeMyselfG · 2019-04-21T18:41:35+00:00

Do you still have cum on your hands?

AccomplishedDuty1 · 2019-04-21T18:06:38+00:00

That depends; Have you confessed your sins to the priest and cleansed yourself with holy water yet? Otherwise, you cannot approach until you do that first.

eliotzzz · 2019-04-21T16:57:32+00:00

omargrunt · 2019-04-21T17:14:53+00:00

You can only that you will think every girl is Medusa and you won't be able to look in their eyes.

KannonWrex · 2019-04-21T18:34:19+00:00

Only if you dont wash your hands .

basoy110 · 2019-04-21T18:55:04+00:00

Depends on what category you were jerking off with

SithisDreadLord420 · 2019-04-21T19:01:58+00:00

This is such a dumb question 😂

IntoxicatedOrange · 2019-04-21T19:13:08+00:00

Do whatever you want, man.

Dprofessionalgy · 2019-04-21T17:52:48+00:00

If you can you should!

TheJuiceDid911 · 2019-04-21T21:01:29+00:00

Women smell freshly emptied balls like bears smell menstruation- except instead of eating you in your tent they'll call you a beta manlet and throw rocks at you.

poleshar · 2019-04-22T00:13:40+00:00

This is entire thread is outrageous and Im dying. xD

Lucky-Kangaroo · 2019-04-22T03:15:58+00:00

This is the content I like to see

raramente · 2019-04-21T17:21:17+00:00

They can tell. So it's not really a question if you can / can't is more of a question if they are interested in an unloaded partner.

Good luck!

Title	approaching after jerking off?
Author	hgjdjgdfd
Upvotes	3
Comments	20
Date	April 21, 2019 4:48 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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