My dad had a few golden pieces of advice he dropped on me on occasion.

One that comes to mind easiest is:

"Women were put on this earth to stop men from having too much fun."

I noticed this was kind of true because the happiest times in my life when I was having a blast were the times girls showed up and wanted to be a part of the fun I was having.

Every time I looked to them for fun, it usually ended in disaster.

So what are some of the best expressions you've heard?