Boner problem?

jakechophd · 2011-05-05T02:07:29+00:00

I'm 17 btw

Shit, I'm 26 and still pop wood every now and then when a hottie sits on my lap. It's called "being a normal warm-blooded mammal."

You're 17 and still developing all your manly parts. It's gonna happen, a lot. Don't sweat it.

Try the belt-tuck. We called it "The High Noon-er" when we were 17

Do you think the girls know?

lol Would you know if a hard dick was poking you in the ass? Hell, some chicks even like it.

chumpta · 2011-05-05T02:14:20+00:00

gotta own the bone brah.

2011-05-05T02:01:28+00:00

It's called being 17.

l3fth4nd · 2011-05-05T02:43:00+00:00

Don't try to hide it dude, let her know you want to fuck her. Perhaps not in so many words but use that in your tonality. That's what going direct is all about.

TofuTofu · 2011-05-05T04:48:59+00:00

Dude, OWN THAT. Put the girl's hand on your junk and say "Someone's happy to see you." trollface

It's only awkward if you make it awkward.

2011-05-05T06:17:44+00:00

fucking OWN it! girls will be WAY more offended if they're trying to turn you on and you don't get turned on than if you get turned on when they're not trying.

howdoiupvote · 2011-05-05T15:30:54+00:00

It's a good thing - girls like it.

theawesomeone · 2011-05-06T01:56:20+00:00

I'm hugging a girl, and then I JIZZED, IN, MY PANTS

Geaux · 2011-05-05T18:45:00+00:00

There's two ways you can play this:

Make an honest joke about it, especially one that implies you have a big dong, like "sorry sweetheart, this redwood tree I've got has a mind of it's own", pat her on the leg and tell her to stand up while keeping your hand on her waist and with your other hand, adjust yourself then pull her to sit down again.
Act like it's no big deal and you don't notice it, continue to act alpha and if you or she moves and she looks at you, give her a smile and a look and continue to enjoy it and continue kino escalation since you two obviously know what's going on.

PIGGYSTYLE · 2011-05-07T15:06:18+00:00

Better than not getting wood at all.

Title	Boner problem?
Author	jakechophd
Upvotes	5
Comments	19
Date	May 5, 2011 1:55 AM UTC (15 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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