I've been trying out some new shit lately with my txts and chat, seeing what I can do and what I can't do. Recently I sent this to a blonde HB8:

Me: How do you confuse a blonde?

Blonde: You txt her "how do you confuse a blonde?"

Me: Close. You get naked and throw forks at her. Don't hurt yourself thinking about that one ;)

Blonde: You have officially just confused a blonde.

Me: Awesome. I think I've won enough tickets now for a free date. When can I redeem my prize?

Did I do good or bad? A friend of mine said this txt sounded chumpy. I think, considering the situation with this blonde, I did fine. What do you guys think?

PS. I've already sent this message and she responded positively.