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[–]no_not_this 40 points41 points42 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Then everyone clapped
[–]HaroldtheTrashPanda 11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Or at least these 2 people did…
[–]Limp-Side-9295 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah both actors
[–]Footsoldier420 27 points28 points29 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Quick, someone make this fake story into a movie.
[–]Mundane_Natural5131 18 points19 points20 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sounds too good to be true man but if it is thats one hell of luck you should play the lottery
[–]putcoolusernamehere 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In my experiences cold approaching for several years, a girl is almost never going to hunt you down to offer her number like that, but kudos if true.
I love the “can I borrow a pen” opener, it’s started so many great conversations at the library for me. I love “can you watch my stuff while I go to the bathroom?” as well.
[–]eevanja99 4 years ago [recovered] (5 children) | Copy Link
Bruh… that conversation doesn’t sound natural at all
[–]Starving_Vampires 9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
did you not read the part where they both laughed?
[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points-2 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Sir, believe it or not there are two people in this world of dating & sex people who get rejected & people who don’t ..
[–]eevanja99 4 years ago [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
Home boy I have a girlfriend rn. I’ve never once talked to a girl, sober or drunk, who’s laughed when I said “yeah I wish I was home rn”
[+][deleted] -7 points-6 points-5 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Fool please i was just sharing one of many experiences ive had in the game .. in which i really dont give a fuck whether it sounds “natural” or not to you. If you got a gf then don’t worry about how i pulled mine & tend to your own bitch ..
[–]Troll-or-D 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"In the game"? That "game" part is completely missing lmao
[–]greenlight144000 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don’t right how?
[–]Tactical_Testicles01 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Then you woke up in a hospital with no legs
[–]Troll-or-D 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao and then when you looked behind you found a wet stripe on the floor which turned out to be her pussy juice
Can't decide if r/ThatHappened or r/Cringe
[–]throwaway0934586 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How did you go from BF/GF to FWB. Seems degrading
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[–]no_not_this 40 points41 points42 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]HaroldtheTrashPanda 11 points12 points13 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Limp-Side-9295 5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Footsoldier420 27 points28 points29 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Mundane_Natural5131 18 points19 points20 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]putcoolusernamehere 8 points9 points10 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]eevanja99 [recovered] (5 children) | Copy Link
[–]Starving_Vampires 9 points10 points11 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points-2 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]eevanja99 [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Troll-or-D 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]greenlight144000 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Tactical_Testicles01 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Troll-or-D 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]throwaway0934586 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link