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[–]zx91zx91 10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
OP hasn’t responded, we can assume he sharing genetic information as we speak.
[–]hoothoot6996 10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Good News Everyone
and also a bad news.
I was able to get her on top of me, and she was grinding her ass on my dick, I was sucking her tits. I then pursuaded her to do the deed. It took a long fuckin time but eventually I got her in doggy.
but then bad news hits and I can't perform 😅
then I left and am at Starbucks writing this down
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[–]NocturneSage 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
She either was really hairy and extremely insecure or that was a dude
[–]hoothoot6996 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
probably a dude 🤣🤣
[–]NocturneSage 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I heard of a story from my Uber passengers before where they (two men in their 30s) got drunk at a bar and two hot girls took them home. They started feeling the girls up and they didn't want them turning the lights on at all or seeing or feeling their genitals. They didn't even remove their underwear just move it to the side. When one of the guys turned on the lights and saw both girls had a penis the "girls" got offended and asked the men to leave immediately. The guys in my car were broken men who you could tell felt very violated.
TLDR I once had Uber passengers who got diddled by some trannys
[–]Rikthelazy 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
[–]alexmaycovid 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You'd be better use your fingers. You could relax at that time and be ready for the deed, or at least she could have pleasure, and you could try it next time. Your reaction to your fail goes to the girl. Act like it's not big of a deal.
[–][deleted] 12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To everyone saying "jUsT aSk HeR," It's not as simple as just asking. The act of touching or holding has to be emotional and also seem natural. To "ask" her is a question is one that's purely logical. These are like oil and water.
The way you do it is little by little find a way to lay your hand or arm on her somewhere, probably on top of her leg. If she likes you she'll find a way to touch you back or maybe hit you. Then she might tickle you which is her way of getting you all to try and cuddle.
It's little by little, both making "excuses" to hold each other. Now go try it.
[–]Bingo_is_the_man4 points 4 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Anyone who said ask is definitely a virgin or is banging gross fat chicks. That’s the worst advice I’ve ever heard. Just slowly escalate, voila.
[–]Billyjeanisntmylover 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
If y'all already kissing n shit, you can literally just say - "Do you want me to fuck you". Works every time.
[–]hoothoot6996 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I got her to doggy but guess what my dick said, "I'm tired and I am so sleepy, I am going to sleep"
This One fucking time I needed my dick to work but mother fucker said fuck this shit I'm out
what a dick
[–]Billyjeanisntmylover 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
It happens - when it happened to me the girl felt some type of way but it is what it is....
Get viagra for next time if all else fails lol
[–]hoothoot6996 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
wym the girl felt some type of way
[–]Billyjeanisntmylover 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
She felt salty - "Are not attracted to me"
[–]hoothoot6996 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
oh
eh who cares, I'd just get up and walk out. Same thing I did yesterday
[–]Billyjeanisntmylover 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Oh i didn't 1 fuck 😂😂
[–]hoothoot6996 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
you sly mothefucker
let's goo !!!
[–]Sundae-School 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Ask to cuddle. Ask to kiss. That's what I do and it works a majority of the time.
[–]FaithInStrangers94 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
How do you phrase it?
[–]ValteriButtAss 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
You have to use this language called ehh.. body language. Hug her if she moves away hug her tighter (like ahh I just needed a stretch), play with her hair, put her legs on your leg or her head on your shoulder. Do it casually if she wants you she will reciprocate
Don't ask. Never ask unless it's your actual wife/girlfriend
[–]FaithInStrangers94 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How silly that we are expected to beat around the bush like that. But I guess that’s the reality of it
Even my girlfriend doesn't like straight asking.
[–]keltoy1549 -2 points-1 points0 points 4 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
How about just asking her. The worst is a ‘no’. Express your feelings.
[+]Sundae-School -7 points-6 points-5 points 4 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Never understood why people go through all these manipulation tactics when literally all you have to do is talk to them like a human being
[–]Exmerus 17 points18 points19 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Asking is worse than a coin flip and usually ruins things that would’ve gone well if you hadn’t opened the damn mouth. Women will rather feel things just happened than consciously knowing that they are about to have sex with a guy they barely know.
[+]Sundae-School -6 points-5 points-4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Mine and a majority of my friends' experiences would beg to differ.
When I ask a woman if they'd like to be intimate, they usually appreciate it and find it sweet rather than me getting handsy and presumptious
[–]ApollosSin 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's a mixed bag, literally had a woman tell me that she hates talking about it, and for me just to make a move.
So what I do, is slowly escalate and judge from there. I don't just reach straight for her crotch like some kind of sex starved demon, but rub her arm, tickle her, kiss her. Whatever you want.
[–]keltoy1549 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Yes. Also, why are they on Reddit?
[–]Sundae-School 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Man can't decisions for himself obviously
[–]keltoy1549 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He could be making moves instead of typing. Lol.
[–]hoothoot6996 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I did. it was extremely awkward
[–]MattPruga 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
the good thing is you got it done, it was awkward? Happens. Point is you learned from this, don't take it as a failure.
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