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[–]CentralValleyAsian 28 points29 points30 points 11 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Hahaha this genuinely made me laugh right now. Good job! Why in the world was she at 7-11?
[–]hiphoprising 15 points16 points17 points 11 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Because she was drunk
[–]BadPubicHairDay 3 points4 points5 points 11 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
That was my first thought, but she was actually there for some post-study food like me!
[–]PeeInAGi 2 points3 points4 points 11 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Exams.
Getting people laid.
[–]BadPubicHairDay 14 points15 points16 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Usually I don't need another person to get fucked during exams.
[–]ThatSpecialPlace 9 points10 points11 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
While trying to pick up what snack I wanted to eat then ultimately regret that night
Lol story of my life.
[–]bassnugget 9 points10 points11 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can't believe this was happening while I was working the graveyard shift
[–]ThisNameIsCreative 6 points7 points8 points 11 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Surprised she agreed to go to the park at 4am with you, but glad it worked out for you. good job
[–]ccortez831 21 points22 points23 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Probably because they've met and made out at a party before so that attraction was already established.
[–]randyquestions 11 points12 points13 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If a girl is interested in you, you can invite her to the back of a creepy alley, and she'll go with you...
[–]AvPBN 2 points3 points4 points 11 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
is your school in southern Ontario? purp and gold? Cause that same park and bench is where I take some of my dates hahaa
[–]BadPubicHairDay 2 points3 points4 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nope! Wrong country, but correct general region of the continent haha
[–][deleted] 11 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]Handsome_and_Callous 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sounds like it eh?
Oddly enough I was thinking King and uni 7/11 and Wayerloo park when reading this
[–]shitsfuckedupalot 4 points5 points6 points 11 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I hope to god you wore a condom
[–]BadPubicHairDay 4 points5 points6 points 11 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I just wrapped my dick in an empty cheetohs bag I had. Does that work?
[–]shitsfuckedupalot 1 point2 points3 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think so. As long as they werent spicy, that's a bad way to get dick burn
[–]edragon20 3 points4 points5 points 11 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The 7-11 was the forewarning
Ive seen so many crackheads outside 7-11
[–]ZenPlatypus 1 point2 points3 points 11 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
UO?
[–]ListenGotSoul 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My thoughts exactly
[–]ZenPlatypus 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You at UO?
[–]eazy_ 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
congrats nice work
[–]freelemons 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ohh college how I miss thee...good job bro!
[–]rib-bit 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She was there looking...
[–]RyPA 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Girl by herself at 4am? That sounds like an easy approach but congrats op on the close.
[–]Phorella 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Graveyard shift 7 Eleven employees are insanely miserable." I went crazy doing it for 2 weeks straight. My best friend did it for 4 weeks straight. Miserable isn't even half of it.
[–]Hashisme 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Glad to hear that not every roommate on Seddit (and Reddit in general) is an asshole. Kudos to him and you as well.
[–]BadPubicHairDay 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The only issue we have really is that he has a (really) long distance girlfriend so I feel bad sexiling him since he never sexiles me except for the rare sexy Skype. I was hooking up with a girl who lived in a single for a while, that was awesome.
[+]seemetouchme -15 points-14 points-13 points 11 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
So a woman you already built rapport with and made out with is now a pick up at a 7-11?
This is not a field report unless it was a girl you had never met before.
[–]drk9six28 points 11 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
Absolute bullshit. So many guys would have suffered AA upon seeing the girl at 7-11 even if they had hooked up earlier that night. OP was smooth, and his confidence is a lesson for us all. Get out of here with that stupid rule
[–]seemetouchme -2 points-1 points0 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
how do you get approach anxiety with someone you already know?
sure he was smooth and had confident, and what stupid rule am I talking about? I am just saying I didn't know I can go game some girl I already have a prior positive relationship with and act like it's a cold approach.
Like if i call my ex-gf up and get laid is this now being picking up a girl as well?
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[–]lanngc 5 points6 points7 points 11 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
"I never ended up turning on the movie."
[–]smug_soul 21 points22 points23 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
OP obviously meant that they decided to listen to music instead.
[–]edragon20 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But he turned on something else..... heyooooo
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