Favorite openers?

judacphrixos · 2012-12-24T13:53:16+00:00

Hi, whats your name?

Squidward_On_Drugs · 2012-12-24T14:10:07+00:00

Do you like salad?

AllHailTheCATS · 2012-12-24T17:11:41+00:00

THE CLAW! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuKWH8x7_oM

judacphrixos · 2012-12-24T19:31:40+00:00

Always 100% off the dome.

I was at the bar waiting to get my tab. Two extremely hot, swimmer chicks are a few feet behind me. My tab is taking forever.

I hear them banter between themselves, "Should we do shots?"

I turned to them, "When that's the question, the answer is always yes!"

They immediately come up to the bar with huge smiles, argue about what shot to take, we have a great conversation, and I walk out to the next bar, I had other hearts to break.

octhrowaway91 · 2012-12-24T16:38:52+00:00

Hi, wanna fuck? Apocalypse opener, bound to to work eventually.

jakeinmn · 2012-12-25T01:46:07+00:00

My favorite so far is a time constraint + a legitimate question that I want to know. For example, "hi Im walking back to my friend but let me get a female opinion on something... would you still date a guy who's good friends with their ex". It's able to flow into a thoughtful report building and I learn about myself in the process.

nsgafc · 2012-12-25T08:19:44+00:00

You look bored.

(I said something attention worthy and they agree.) This one gets it.

_saint · 2012-12-24T17:47:30+00:00

Hey, you look like you're having the most fun here.

Title	Favorite openers?
Author	sedditaccount2
Upvotes	14
Comments	15
Date	December 24, 2012 8:21 AM UTC (13 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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