Every year me and my buds do an annual baseball trip. This year's destination was Seattle. I had to say I didn't expect much but on our last night there I decided to that I would MAKE this shit fun or die trying.

A little background. As part of the tradition we are all required to wear shirts with a slogan that defines us or references some sort of inside joke. My friends and I all agreed that my shirt should read as follows:

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my buddies shirt had this written on the back (so and so forth):

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The night started at a baseball game. I hate baseball, but love trying to pick up girls. I opened a set of an HB 9 and HB 7.5 in the crowded open bar area of the stadium. All the while our shirts are causing a shitload of commotion. I hook and we talk for a good hour, get some good vibes. In the background I can hear people yelling "douchebaggery" at me but I am still pulling, mostly just using some natural game and a little bit of qualifying although one of them called me out a bit for being "smooth," it was cool. Got there number so we could hang later.

About five minutes after, an HB5 just rushes our group and tries to make out with all of us, and one of us bites. We are becoming the center of attention.

I eject out of the group to see what's good around the 8th inning. While I'm strutting around living up to my moniker I feel a hand on my back and hear "I like your shirt" I turn around to see 2 cute HB 6-7s and I know its on. I immediately come back, "I like your boobs" (all in the delivery). Immediately the one on the right starts unzipping her jacket and I'm feeling her boobs in the middle of the stadium, then I switch over to her friend whose got an even bigger rack and start to just grab her titties too (oh and K-close too). Cool story bro...

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My crew rolls up and they get in on the action too -This might be a good night. So I pull these chicks out of the stadium and they are DTF. We're talking dirty I am calling them PAWGS (Phat Ass White Girls) they are loving it and talking about blowing me, but its only 9:30 and I want to keep it moving. So we bounce and tell them to meet us later.

Later on we end up at some Coyote Ugly style bar which for some reason has about 5 bachelorette parties going on at once. I open a couple of sets, and start grinding on some pretty hot married women within about 15 minutes of entering. I can feel our value shooting up in this place we are going to own it. I am gaming while drunk but its OK.

I grab my boy (his shirt reads Bye Bye Stripper") tell him come with me, I see an Asian HB9 just look touch open and start talking and we are grinding and making out. At this point people are wondering who the fuck we are and what we're doing with their bar.

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Next up, I pull a pair of HB 7 and HB 8. Don't ask me what I said b/c at this point I'm just in the zone and sets are opening left & right and girls are basically lining up behind me for me to pay attention to them including, the girls from the stadium and previous nights. We decide to keep these girls for the rest of the night, shit escalates, k-close both of them kino hands everywhere etc. Some pics.

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Highlights of the rest of the night that I think are relevant for Seddit.

  • I successfully pulled off Style's evolution phase shift animal attraction routine and had a hot blonde chewing on my neck in the middle of the club then a make out.

*Amog'ed a dude who my chick was trying to pull a jealousy shit test on me with by snatching the sunglasses off his head and then putting them on my chicks head and taking off with her to the dance floor. By the time that was over never saw dude again.

*Not that I was really focused on getting laid, but in retrospect, I think I could have but made the following miscalculations due to being kind of wasted.

Did not bounce from the club with the final two set when we could have.

Overdid the jealousy play by not just dancing and flirting with her friend but making out w/ her too.

It was a good day.