My friend was having a get together at a bar in center city for his birthday. It's kinda upscale, compared to what I'm used to. He knew the DJ's here too though and told me we could get free beers, though I only ended up getting one. We went upstairs and into the booth...he was just trying to chill back there since the night before we all partied pretty hard. Sooo many hotties there, but they're dressed super nice and I'm college as shit in my button up plaid and shorts. Every other dude there is dressed a lot nicer and obviously have real jobs...but they're all acting like chodes. There's pockets of girls dancing in circles and lots of chodes just standing around on the sidelines. But again, I have NO clue what I'm doing when it comes to the dance floor, unless I have a big group of friends. In those cases, we can get something going and it's so much easier to turn around and start in with someone else. In this case though, none of my friends were trying to make an effort. Two of our other friends came there, and the one kid was complaining that there was no way we could get with any of these chicks (he usually goes to college bars and tries to get with drunk college chicks...which I'm sure is easy but he's 26.) The other kid is a classic AFC. So yeah they're both being wet blankets. If I wanted to game It would take me diving into a group of 4-5 25 year old girls dressed in like $100 dresses and there's no way I'm at that level yet. I finally convinced the 26-year old dude to come out of the booth with me at one point, we ended up sitting in a circular couch area. Around the corner from us are two Asian chicks. Some dude comes and pulls the one up to dance. Her friend stays sitting. They're trying to get her up but she's resisting. My friend gives up and goes back to the DJ booth. I decide to take a shot, sit next to her and tap her on the arm,

"What, you don't dance?" "No, I do." "Then why aren't you?" "I don't know...I have a beer."

Might have been wrong for this but her body language seemed like she wasn't into it so I just bailed. Blah. Bitch-shields were plentiful in this place. I'd actually never been to a bar like this before but I was not feeling it. Soon after all four of us decide to go to an Irish pub around the corner for a quick drink. I liked the setting here much better but it's like 1:30 AM and it's a chummy kind of place with groups of people who already know each other. I know these are excuses, btw. End up standing near the bar, two of us sitting and two standing. Some brunette HB6 was trying to hand me a shot glass or something? Saying her friend (like a 40 year old woman) didn't want it...I can't remember what was happening. I'm just like "Why would I hold that?" I can't remember this interaction but I didn't even push it. Blah, wtf? I don't know what my problem was that night. A little later a chubby blonde with a cute face comes walking by my by herself, then stands near my awkwardly trying to get a drink. She starts waving at me...

I look and say "What's up?" "Can you get me a drink?" "What, buy it? Or help you get the bartender?" "No just help me, I'm not like trying to get a free drink." "Yeah I got you...my friend knows the bartender he can get her for you."

I tell my friend she needs a drink and he gets the bartender. She kinda just stands there awkwardly, I realize I'm in her way and say "You trying to get past?" She's like "Yeah," looking down and acting weird...this girl was really awkward. A little later she's back in the area with her friend after she chugged her beer. They walk out and down the street with their arms around each other. It was weird. I wasn't interested in this chick anyway though but she was acting so uncomfortable. Last call isn't long after this and I walk home since I don't feel like getting the bus.

TL;DR - Out of my element at yuppy-ish bar, my friend are chodes, I think I need a Seddit wingman.