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[–][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points 15 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Now do it sober!
[–]Box-Monkey 0 points1 point2 points 15 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Shit, Chopin.. You're still kicking? Didn't you kick it a while back?
...good advice though.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 15 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
From the grave! I also learned how to speak English.
[–]Box-Monkey 0 points1 point2 points 15 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shit, that's some fancy trickery, man. You should teach an old box-monkey how to do it!
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 15 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
I like your gay drink opener, imma have to borrow that one
[–]bonkdaddy 8 points9 points10 points 15 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
may backfire if she is of the opinion that using gay as an adjective in that way is offensive. typo
[–]MrRisky -1 points0 points1 point 15 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If she's that uptight, you're better off getting blown out right away.
[–]Box-Monkey 0 points1 point2 points 15 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Could just use "lame". or "boo" or "oh, ew". Though, the latter two sound semi girly, they can be pretty funny.
[–]TheJollyLlama875 6 points7 points8 points 15 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd probably say "that's a sissy drink."
[–]Drugba 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The other line I use around school that is sort of like this is.
Me: Hi I'm ______ Girl: Hi, I'm _______ Me: So _______ What's your major. Girl: Blah blah blah Me: That's stupid (with a smile)
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 15 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I would say that's not a good idea. A lot of people take that really personally.
Esp if it's one of the universities "less respected" programs. I'm at UWaterloo and here that probably wouldn't fly with anything in environmental studies or arts. We're looked down on enough.. but then again, it could become playful teasing. Use at your discretion.
[–]rockcanteverdie 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
wow i love that AA - obliterating technique! I've only seen the sean stephenson bit of man transformation, i'm still watching deep inner game (which by the way is very, very deep).
"that's gay" :)
[–][deleted] 15 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You might try $500 instead of $25.
[–]Close 12 points13 points14 points 15 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Doesn't sound like you overcame AA, just sounds like you got drunk...
[–]Drugba 13 points14 points15 points 15 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Man this opening 6 girls in one night is more than I ever have before, drunk or sober. I go out to the bars 3 times a week usually, now that schools started its only about once, but if I approached 2 girls in a night that was insane. This was defiantly a personal victory for me.
[–]Box-Monkey 3 points4 points5 points 15 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He's got a point, though. Not to downplay your victory, but I challenge you to do it again, sober.
[–]dcash52 6 points7 points8 points 15 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sounds like overcoming AA to me. 6 different approaches in one night. congrats and keep at it Drugba!
[–]reph 6 points7 points8 points 15 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Replacing AA with AA..
[–]Drugba 3 points4 points5 points 15 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Wow... Don't remember typing this.
Yea I gota do it sober now. It was my friends first day back so we went like all out last night. And the AA thing was a last minute thought.
But yea, the money technique really worked, defiantly using it again
[–]Atheizt 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
First off, congrats on making a positive step to solving your AA. Finding something that works for you is the hardest part. I'm finally at a stage where, after a few seconds of pumping myself up and using a bit of adrenaline to overcome the terror of the approach, I can do it pretty consistently. So I know how hard AA really can be :)
You already said it yourself but I'll repeat it anyway - once you can do this with relative comfort you need to try do it sober. It will help you come across as much less messy and, for me at least, alcohol dampens my wit. A couple of "confidence drinks" helps me chill a little more but if I get too drunk then I find myself missing opportunities that I could otherwise made the most of.
Keep at it and go a little easier on the drinks and you'll see massive improvements in no time. Good luck!
[–]MrRisky 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good work, AA is a son of a bitch, any way that you've found to overcome is good. Now drink less next time.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jagerbombs? People still drink those out of college?
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