out with my 'super slayer' friend (gets approached lots due to looks so not the best wingman! and a few other friends scattered around.)
Large chunks of the night I was approaching by myself as If I approach with my handsome friend, no matter how good I am DHV'ing, they just try to seduce him. I have a few horror stories I could share lol (One time I was doing well with a girl and she seemed down. He came over to quickly say 'hi' to me when he saw me, and from that second it was done. She just wanted to bang him! But other times he's got me laid when he's brought girls back and more or less made them fuck me haha.) Besides, he's happy to just sit and chat with the guys in the beer garden knowing girls will approach him so sometime best on my own
First set was a bit rough. Opened these 2 girls sitting down. Very Young. 9's. Say 'can I meet you quickly'. They kind of look at each other as if i've just said the weirdest thing haha. Not sure they've ever spoke too a stranger lol. Almost definitely barely been approached. (Small town UK girls!) I'm like 'don't be scared. I come in peace!' and laugh. Ask how their night is. One of them is like 'it's going fine'. I ask what their plans are and one of them is like 'Sorry, we're not interested. Plus we're like 18!'. I assume attraction and reframe it and am like 'That's OK. I don't discriminate on age' and ask what they are up too again. They don't reply lol. I neg 'Man, I thought you 2 were gonna be fun. Guess I was wrong'. I ask if they're from here. They slowy nod kinda sarcastically and still kinda looking at each other ahha. I think about using teh snapping my fingers line and saying 'the parties over here! Wake up!' kind of thing, but i hold off and am like 'me too' and tell her about where i went to school and DHV about being a leader of men and that i'm preselected by lots of girls. They nod. I focus on my target and ask what she does. She asks me if I can leave them alone please as they just want to chat amongst themselves. I thought about doing some more leader of men DHV but nothing came instantly to mind plus 1st set of the night and it was getting a bit awkward. Felt like they might get the bouncer over so ejected.
Opened a group of young girls in a cocktail bar. One had a jacket a bit like mine so used that as my opener and she laughed. I ask if she's from here. She is. I tell her 'me too' and then dhv about how after high school I did xxx which makes me a leader of men and lots of girls in my life. I comment on her small feet and she laughs. I ask her what she's up too and she tells me she's just out with friends and might go clubbing later. I tell her I might go too and that I used to DJ there (dhv). She's like cool. I tell her 'it's loud in here. Come outside with me quickly' She says 'no thanks. Have a good night'. I neg her about how I thought she'd be the cool one in the group. I tell her, OK then just move 3 steps this way. She moves like half a step lol. I reward her and ask if she works out and tell her she's kinda sexy. She says 'Not really'. I'm like 'must be in your genes''. She's like 'I guess, anyway, it was nice meeting you. Have a nice night'. I'm like 'no, no, wait, the parties over here', but she kinda of laughs and waves as if we're being separated like in teh titanic or something
Slightly longer set. Opened a very cute girl lingering around the bar. Ask he how her nights going. She's like 'Fine. You?'. I tell her it's OK and DHV about how I was supposed to go to xxx event to do a DJ set but it got cancelled and also threw in some leader of men qualities. I ask what she does and she's a dental nurse. I DHV about how a few of my ex girlfriends (pre selection dhv) were dental nurses and how they like it and talked about that for a bit. I ask names and stuff. It's quiet and we're indoors so I can't use the sun or the noise as excuse to move, but I just tell her to come this way a bit, and I move her a few feet. I touch her wrist and ask about her tattoos. She asks if I plan to get any and we talk about tats for a bit. I tell her to come to the bar with me to do a shot but she says she's OK for now. I punish her and ask her if she's driving home or something and that I thought she'd be fun. She's like 'Whatever. I don't want to do a shot lol'. I DHV and tell her about how I went paragliding at teh weekend (first lie that came to my mind. Sounds adventurous). Spoke about that for a bit and asked what she does for fun. At some point I made her laugh and I used it to kind of bump shoulder and put my arm around her a bit. I asked her if she works out and she told me she does some pole dancing and I DHV and tell her I had an ex who done that (pre selection). She said it's fun. We joked around about that a bit and I then kind of tried to move on the next escalation ladder step and put my arm around her back and she went 'Nooooooo' lol. (not angrily, but like as if to say 'No. That's not gonna happen!' kind of thing lol) I pulled back and IOD her and tell her wow you're so shy and jumpy. I thought you'd be cool, and she's like 'Sorry. I'm not into you like that! It's a meat market here later. I'm sure you'll find someone!'. I assume attraction and that she is into me. I tell her i'm just a tactile person and not to get any ideas (as if I wasn't into her either). Then I use 'besides. You and me wouldn't get on. We'd always fight and i'd always win' (mysrerymethod line). I start a new thread and tell her my brothers getting married (like the grandma Bday line). She kind of cuts me off a bit and tells me she better get back to her friends soon (she has a few friends scattered around but she was lingering around the bar as she's friends with some of teh bar staff as she used to work here). Was gonna try to cram in the mysterymethod line (about leadr of men and protector qualities) but I was a bit slow off the mark and she ejected. Could maybe have asked for her number in hindsight maybe
Next set was good but not sure it's worth writing about as I don't think it was game. She seemed to just be attracted to me. I opened with a comment on her dress, and she basically lazer eye contacted me and almost danced towards me and was basically kinda flirty straight away. I asked her where she was from and her name and stuff, and she was just a chatter box. Super different from the other sets, asking me lots of questions. I got her to move around and slowly escalated. wrist, to arm, to back, and then basically pulled her towards me by her waist and we had a kiss. But she was a bit older than my preferred tastes. She was probably nearly as old as me. and I didn't want to settle with her. I thought i'd use her for pre-selection or whatever and we chatted a bit. She had tickets for some place down the road but I didn't want to pay to get in somewhere and she offered up her number.
Insta blowout. Open 2 hot girls and ask how their night is going. They blow me out hard. I later found out it turns out they also blew out a different friend of mine hard (not the handsome friend. He'd have banged them both haha!) Even harder in fact! Lliterally told him to Fuk off as he opened hahaa. Girls are in a bad mood. Turns out the Reason is taht some stud they work with has been banging them both behind their backs. lucky mofo!!
Last set from memory - reemember less details. It was basically a set where she was friendly. I was DHVing. I was able to touch her wrist, then her shoulders, but she didn't want me touching her hips or pulling her towards me. I recycled a few times, punished her for lack of compliance, then DHV'd with a leader of men story etc, then tried touching pulling her towards me, but after a few attempts she bailed.
Ended up hooking up with a girl I used to go to school with. But she's fancied me since we were kids. Got laid at least. Handsome wing pulled some Italian teen who basically raped him on teh dancefloor lol. Back out on Fri or Sat!
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