Hey seddit. Let me just warn you all: This is about to be really fucking long. I'll post a tl;dr right now, but we all know that they're basically useless if you want to have a deep conversation or reply to what I'm talking about. I’m fully fine with it if you decide not to read all of this; it’s 11 fucking pages. I’m writing this out mainly for myself, though the accountability created by exposing my escapades to you all is definitely helpful. So understand this: Your time is yours and yours alone, but I would greatly appreciate any and all of your efforts in reading this; you can read it paragraph by paragraph over a week, a month, or whatever space of time you feel appropriate. Thank you in advance.

TL;DR: Kids hated me, then loved me, then I found the Seduction community. I became a keyboard jockey, then went out and had great success on my first try, then became a keyboard jockey again, and then I went out today.

So I typed my enormous combo of 2 Field reports in here, and it was like, three times longer than the maximum allowed characters. I'm posting a download link for anyone interested to download it as a .doc file. Since it's long as fuck and it's midnight, I really don't feel like taking out the formatting for reddit, so I trust you guys can all understand how it's supposed to be interpreted.

Sorry, please, and thanks.