Preface:

Cinco de Mayo weekend. I had a friend that moved to the other side of the country that was in town for the weekend. This combined with a dry spell and the sexual frustration that came along with having 2 of my roommates start to sleep with each other put me in the god-mode mindset that I wasn't leaving without doing some damage.

Night #1: The night before I hadn't slept, and apparently, drinking on 2 hours of sleep is a recipe for a disaster. For some reason though, this helped me give no fucks. As the bar got more crowded I started feeling more in my element. I spot this fly HB8 and didn't even think twice before my body started moving in her direction, "Hey I just had to stop you and let you know that you've got style, in case you don't already know."

"Why?"

Shit. I wasn't ready for a why.. usually most girls just start laughing or something when I complement their style, "Just look around the bar and tell me if anyone else stands out like you." She finally cracks and smiles puts her arm around my neck and tells me I'm cute. Got that felt good. Fast forward some more banter and at one point I was about to attempt at least a # close or try to relocate her but she turned around and started talking to her friend. Fuck that, I'm not going to sit around and wait - I'm on a mission. In hindsight, I probably should have acknowledged her friends as I was probably unknowingly cockblocked.

I spend the next few minutes floating around talking to anyone and everyone until I go take a seat in a corner to catch up with old friends and in walks this asian HB9 (HBA) and jewish HB8.5 (HBJ). Apparently my friend from Texas has been putting in work with HBA so I needed to keep HBJ occupied. Mission Accepted.

HBJ walks over to where I'm sitting (on a stool) and introduces her self. I put my arm around her waist and say, "Well well well, its about time you got here!" She giggles and turns to greet everyone at the table, however, I didnt take my hands off of her. after a few more hello's she puts her arms around me and gives me some serious eye contact. I crack and tell her to come get a drink with me so I can "find out why you've got such a mischievous glint in your eyes" Grab her hand and make my way through the bar.

Talking to a lot of people seriously helped me close this set. In the 30 feet walk from the table to the bar I had about 4 groups of people greet me, one of which bought me and my set a drink. IMMENSE social proof right there. HBJ asks me, "How are you so popular?"

I tell her, "Lets get out of here and I'll tell you on the way"

We dont even get 10 ft from the bar before she can't keep her hands off me. She tells me we should go to her place because its closer than any other good bar in the area...... Well... as soon as the door shut to her apartment it was on like Donkey Kong.

p.s. I opened to

F-Close #2, Night #2

I had met this set a few months ago and actually blew her off mid conversation to smoke a blunt and play some video games with some friends.... anyway

I spot HB6 and jump in

"Hey remember me?"

"No. Refresh my memory"

"So I guess you dance with every black guy you see, huh?"

Bingo, she cracks a smile and I tell her my name and tell her that's all shes getting, "If you want my d.o.b. and social security number, you're going to have to be a real good girl. And by good I may or may not mean bad. Real bad." Risky move but that line got me a sandwich full of IOIs. A giggle, a touch on the chest, a flick of the hair, and googley-eyes.

We bullshit a little bit more and again I'm plowing through this with kino. I started with a hand on the small of the back, moved the the arm above the elbow, to a quick cup on the cheek to taking her wrists and putting them around my neck. I don't really remember too much of what I said here because ultimately it didn't matter. She cut me off saying she was here with friends but asked me for my number again. I handed it to her and said "I can think of a million places we could be right now.. here is not one of them... I'll see you around" That was the liquor speaking at that point.

Fast forward and I get a text from her at 2:30am asking if I'm still up...

Yeah...

I was up.

BONUS SET.

I bumped into a girl I had a huge crush on for about 2 years in college.. never spoke a word to her. but fuck it right? #YOLO

"Hey, I'm not crazy or weird. But I've seen you around but just never had the chance to say hi. I fucking love the way you walk with such attitude and you've got a style to match it."

Initiate some silence broken by smiles and blushes

"omg why didn't you ever come say that sooner?!"

Long story short, this girl also had a crush on me but I was too much an AFC at the time to even come close to finding out. Guess what? We're going on a date next week.

Lessons learned from this weekend:

-Kino will create a sexual atmosphere real quick. Use it. -Talk to girls like you've known them a while. -It really doesn't matter how large a set a girl is in. In most cases, briefly introducing yourself to her friends will defuse any mama bears. -Get some more sleep

edit: Holy crap TofuTofu commented. I feel like Im a winner.