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[–]tony1449 37 points38 points39 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I feel like you're trying to make a joke that involves your name.
[–]Fight424 14 points15 points16 points 14 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I really hope you don't meet up & the moment you see her you feel that, "oh shit, it's Her" feeling. Good luck!
[–]Xenc 2 points3 points4 points 14 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"Mom?!"
[–]Fight424 2 points3 points4 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"that'll teach you a lesson in trusting girls you don't know Brian, you could have been Roofied!" aw, classic.
[–]nomdeanon 9 points10 points11 points 14 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Is your name "Joey"? haha.. this sounds like a friends episode. Even worse is when you get back to her place, and you remember fucking in her apartment, but you can't remember her... until her roommate walks in...
[–]itsiceyo 4 points5 points6 points 14 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
lol. quid pro quo i learned in my sexual harassment training last week!
[–]throwawayKino 4 points5 points6 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well he IS a rapist...
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 14 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yes, squid pro quo.
[–]itsiceyo 1 point2 points3 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
squid pro row
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 14 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
We had to do the exact same thing... Grace Hill Sexual Harassment Course?
[–]itsiceyo 1 point2 points3 points 14 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
i dont even know. what i do know are the funny ass videos they showed. edit: i mean, offensive and not in any way funny videos they showed.
[–]Xenc 1 point2 points3 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ass videos, you say?
[–]dantaeos[🍰] 4 points5 points6 points 14 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She didn't send pic? Prepare for rolls.
[–][deleted] 14 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]McGoldfish 2 points3 points4 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Awesome. Just checked. Favorite numbers I don't remember: Miss Piggyback ride, and scottish girl from Helsinki.
[–]fucking_pandas 2 points3 points4 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Similar thing happened to me, Got drunk in a club and woke up with 3 numbers with no names, no idea who they are. I text all three and only 1 replied, even though I didn’t know who it was I built attraction through text and asked her out. after she accepted I told her to add me on Facebook and gave her my full name. Great, now I have her name and photos of her and she was fucking hot. (my first date ever, F-closed :D)
[–]gj667cc 2 points3 points4 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I used to not be able to get a girl's number at all, and last Wednesday I number closed a blonde HB9 while blackout drunk. That's got to be the biggest indicator of my progress so far.
[–]nowincolor 1 point2 points3 points 14 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Was the name "Gross chick I never want to see again" I have a few of those.
[–]teep0 1 point2 points3 points 14 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I had an amnesia date last week. I txted a girl I actually do remember meeting. But I was WASTED at the time. I knew her name because I had it in my phone. Other than that, I think I could recall that she was asian.
And that was all I could recall.
I went for it anyway, because I like to stay in practice and love meeting new people. In this case I got to meet her twice!!
So anyway I txt her on Monday, quickly book a date for Thursday night. I make sure I'm early and post up at the bar looking for a possibly asian girl with a nice rack to walk in alone. I get lucky, she recognizes me right away.
We start to chat, and I'm asking her questions and she's laughing at me so hard. She's telling me, "omg you've already asked me this last time!!" Over and over my game is just shot, at every turn I'm saying stuff I told her the first time we met.
She still seemed into me, and we had a good time. The not-so-shocking surprise is that she was more chubby than I expected.
All in all, it was a fun date, I laughed my ass off (at myself mostly) and I might ask her out again for a change of pace. The biggest thing I learned is that I had pretty good game being completely wasted, and I did not embellish anything too much in our first encounter.
[–]teep0 1 point2 points3 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Over text? No, it was just a "Hi! It's teep0 from Saturday night, had a great time talking to you", then she replied, and then my text was let's get a drink thursday, where do u live, etc.."
When I met her at the festival though I made sure she knew why she's giving me her number, that I'm going to take her out, etc" I've been running hot lately and am not passive at all when I'm meeting someone. I tell them why I want their number and basically what to expect. I don't go over the top with it though, unless there's already a ton of chemistry.
[–]Fight424 0 points1 point2 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But in all seriousness, just go with the radio silence up until the day before or day of to make plans, keep it short, let all the real Getting to know each other til face to face.
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