Going on a cruise for a week, any pointers?

lacks_tact · 2014-12-20T22:18:52+00:00

Wear sunscreen

trufas · 2014-12-20T21:06:58+00:00

go for rich milfs

IpickupGrandmothers · 2014-12-20T20:35:32+00:00

Yeah, have fun! When you have fun, fucking girls is a natural side-effect because they want to have fun too. Personally, when I make getting laid my goal, I end up being weird and overly-attached. So nowadays, I just tell myself to have fun. That way, when I end up talking to a girl, I'm coming from the right place.

pazinterior · 2014-12-20T21:44:52+00:00

Wrap it up. For some reason cruise ships are std central.

Faded117 · 2014-12-20T20:36:04+00:00

From my experience, don't spend too much time trying to game a girl if she isn't showing strong interest initially. It's not worth the time as you probably will only have a handful of days to get out and interact with people. There are tons of girls on cruises and it's pointless to focus on just one.

Also, if you're of age and have the money, buy the unlimited alcohol pass on the cruise. It's totally worth the money as most drinks cost a fortune (a bucket of 6 beers cost $35 on the last cruise I went on) plus it's a great way to attract people as you can always get them a free drink.

smegma_enthusiast · 2014-12-20T20:40:06+00:00

Yeah, run around and meet everyone like it's your job. Cruises are great for this, meet everyone and establish your self as the "connector" between people.

A little self destructive (possibly) but I would just sleep with the first +6 girl who is willing (trust me there will be one it's a vacation) and just ride that momentum.

It sounds like a bad idea, but honestly, any stigma of being a "player" is greatly outweighed by the sexual frame you set yourself up with.

This is what I do and it's a hell of a lot easier than doing the opposite, trying to play cool and wait til the last day to hit on that girl you think is sexiest

SupaStud · 2014-12-21T08:13:18+00:00

Never in your life has the "I have a boyfriend" line mattered less. Unless they're physically on that ship - you'll be fine. That excuse only works on day 1.

Hopefully you're on a ship that still charges an arm and a leg for wifi - when people have literally nothing to do but drink and have fun, it makes it really easy. On top of that, MOST people don't go on cruises with a bunch of people they know - it's a couple close friends or family and that's it. Make everyone really willing to branch out and meet new people.

Watch for underage girls - they'll be the ones aggressively asking you to buy them drinks.

Cruises are almost too easy - you'll come home with a hell of an inflated ego. So bad, in fact, that you probably will pick up some bad habits leaving you in a slight drought as you arrive off the boat.

Source - 22 cruises.

AmericanCockroach · 2014-12-21T01:50:06+00:00

If you're a party head like me, bring a shitload of liquor in your suitcase before you go aboard. It's gonna get a lot more expensive and you're not allowed to bring your liquor in your cabin from stopping at ports. This is how I picked up girls the last time around, by holding an open cabin party. All the crew members are mostly European so touching an American is a big no-no for them so they just leave you alone. Drugs are another thing but there's potentially some risks involved. Alcohol, nothing.

Other than that, I wouldn't be able to seduce for shit. Remember. Girls love fun guys. Be fun. Not horny. Not emotional. Then they'll wanna bang the fuck out of ya.

arieschick82 · 2014-12-21T05:22:28+00:00

If you enjoy spa services, once you board go straight to the spa to make your reservations for the week (they book up fast). Also, schedule your services for "At Sea Days", because those are usually the days where you'll be looking to fill up your time.

Smaddady · 2014-12-21T11:15:23+00:00

Talk to everyone! I mean everyone. Never underestimate a drunk Mom's ability to wing-man for you.

Buy sealed bottle caps online so you can put vodka in water bottles so boarding security doesn't confiscate your goods.

Use the size of the ship to hide from protective siblings. Also, don't let your drunk friend tell said protective where your cabin is while you're having sex their sister.

thatguy1998 · 2014-12-21T05:33:40+00:00

Be outcome Independent

ohboyohboyohboy1985 · 2014-12-21T16:10:17+00:00

Get water bottles and put clear liquor in them.

PrinceCuntSmasher · 2014-12-21T18:55:54+00:00

Talk to everyone. Male and female alike.

I made friends with a guy on an Ensenada cruise I went on a couple of years ago and ended up hooking up with his wife at his request throughout the cruise.

I can tell you that there are little inhibitions on cruises. On the same cruse, I hooked up with an amazing 22 year old on the cruise. She was deemed the baby sitter of her friends and got tired of them being assholes at the onboard club.

I don't see myself as having game, I just talk to people and take a genuine interest in them and more often than not, they open up. That will serve you well in a cruise scenario.

DaygameCoach · 2014-12-21T00:37:21+00:00

This is a much repeated topic. search reddit for "cruise seduction" to see the other answers.

Title	Going on a cruise for a week, any pointers?
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Date	December 20, 2014 7:31 PM UTC (11 years ago)
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