Halloween.

LogicManifesto · 2014-09-16T21:32:44+00:00

What sort of shape are you in? If good/muscular, you could always go for a Spartan or other low-clothed alternatives. Drunk girls + touchable bodies = a solid plan

RedSunBlue · 2014-09-17T02:02:31+00:00

Halloween Costume Guide for Getting Laid:

Be muscular
Don't be fat
No masks or face paint
Be as naked as possible without being too naked.
Accessorize

Examples:

Lifeguard with floaty thing, red shorts, zinc oxide on nose, beach sandals
Roman with a short toga and wreath of leaves and sandals.
Caveman with leopard print loincloth and giant bone/club
Any male stripper costumes

H4ppenSt4nce · 2014-09-17T01:57:08+00:00

If I had a darker skin tone Aladdin would be the best costume ever. Just wearing a vest as a shirt all night and make up a skateboard to look like a magic carpet.

EDIT: Also, I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD!!!

Arkazia · 2014-09-17T04:08:07+00:00

It's always like -15 here during Halloween. Fuck.

radioactive_MAN_ · 2014-09-17T06:41:19+00:00

Go as Santa Claus

Sped_monk · 2014-09-17T15:37:55+00:00

I go as wilfred...bitches love wilfred

Gold_Finger_ · 2014-09-17T01:49:58+00:00

I'll be rocking Vladimir Putin

Whalers7997 · 2014-09-17T02:03:35+00:00

Go as DEADPOOL

everyoneismyfriend · 2014-09-17T01:46:52+00:00

I've had some of my best pickup nights ever on Halloween.. Half the people dress to look stupid or funny. The past two years i have went as tyrone biggums... well fitting suit from amvets, light hoodie, red hat. Looking fly in that suit instead of some cheaply made costume seems to be huge. Try to incorporate a suit into your costume. Score.

Acceleratu · 2014-09-17T14:16:06+00:00

I'm considering this costume like Justin Timberlake's in his collaboration with The Lonely Island for the songs 'dick in a box' and 'mother lover'. Along with the fake beard + mustache. It'll be hilarious. Picking up girls will happen naturally as they see me having fun in my ridiculous costume.

spldsz · 2014-09-17T16:38:28+00:00

i'm kinda skinny (not ideal for going as a spartan), so my plan is to go as a sexy witch. long black boots, tattered orange skirt, see-through black shirt (or no shirt, if i can't find one that looks good), and pointy hat.

whatever you do, go as a sexy [whatever]. no masks, no props. show some skin, or wear something skin-tight. make it apparent that you don't give a fuck, and don't try to temper it by being hipster "look at how bad this is" funny. (i could do my witch costume as campy drag with fake tits, because it'd be "funny". i'm not. i'm getting things suited well to my body shape, and i intend to look amazing)

or there's this. you should do that.

gwizmcpyro · 2014-09-17T01:31:51+00:00

Hahaha I would suggest a themed-morphsuit (e.g. Spider-man), but only if you are swole. That's basically what I did, but it was kinda awkard having to run game with the mask down the whole time, so no one really knew what I was emulating (damn non-comic nerds not familiar with the black suit Spider-man).

raimondi1337 · 2014-09-17T01:45:03+00:00

If you have the slightest hint of abs, do Maximus from Gladiator.

Do chicks still like Twilight? Maybe the guy from that.

Title	Halloween.
Author	bandito5280
Upvotes	35
Comments	28
Date	September 16, 2014 8:46 PM UTC (11 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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