So I'm a virgin, and I never know how to deal with the "Are you a virgin? shit test that people say. I'm usually pretty good with shit tests in general. I don't drink or smoke and am somewhat religious so I'm somewhat used to shit tests. I don't care if I'm one on one with a woman when this sort of thing comes up, because I'm pretty charming and can turn it into a joke or a positive thing. But my problem is when people ask me this while I'm in a group with women and either a woman or a man will ask me that usually after when they find out I don't drink or smoke and am a Christian. Despite my best efforts I always blank at that question. I can never think of a good joke or anything. The best thing that I can come up with is "Um are YOU a virgin?"