I've been asked by several people to write up a post on Tinder game, so here it is.

For those of you who don't know, Tinder is an app that lets you say yes or no to girls based on their picture. If you both yes each other you are matched up to chat, if either of you no's nothing happens. I've had a lot of success going from match to date, and have created a process that works very well for me.

So first of all, what you need to understand about Tinder is that an attractive girl is going to get matched up with almost any guy she likes. What I've found from talking to a lot of these girls is that most guys open with "hi" "Hey" "what's up" "You're cute." DO NOT DO THIS. It may work once in a while, but there is a way to be way more effective. Think about it like this- what if every dude in the world suddenly lost his AA. Girls would be getting hit up by hundreds of guys a day saying "hey, you're cute," and it would never work again (unless you have solid frame, whatever, you get my point). In a world like this, you need to really stand out. This is the Tinder world

The way that I get 99% of girls to respond is with this absolutely ridiculous opener.

"Hey [girl]. I have a really important question for you. But you have to promise to be completely honest" ... wait for response, you will get one... "If you had to choose one for the rest of your life, would you rather be irresistibly attracted to watermelons, or have an orgasm every time you hear the word pancakes?" If this sounds familiar to you, it's because I stole it from reddit.

You can really use any ridiculous would you rather in this situation, but I like this one because of how ridiculous it is, and because it starts the convo off with a sexual tone. I've had a handful of girls block after I lay this on them, but an overwhelming majority respond (and way more than other openers I had tried). The girls I've gone on dates with say it was the best opener they got. Also, every girl will say pancakes.

So from there, where do you go? There are a few routes, but the most important thing I've found is to switch the focus away from that opener rather quickly. You don't want to make too many jokes about watermelons or pancakes. Occasionally I'll get into a funny convo where I'll keep saying pancakes and the girl will pretend to orgasm, but in most cases if you continue on with the orgasm joke for three or more texts, the girls will think it's really creepy and stop responding.

So you either make another joke about it, or after she responds say something like "Ok good, just had to check to make sure we would get along. You passed the first test." Something like that. Instead of saying "you passed the first test" you can say "I'm not sure yet, we'll have to see."

Next, have a very brief conversation about something 3-10 texts back and forth. And then say "Hey so I think you're pretty cute, and if you're comfortable you can give me your number and we can talk off of the app." "It really kills the battery" Something like that (side note: it really does kill your battery). This shows that a) you're actually looking to see her in person as opposed to all the other guys who pussyfoot around on the app and b) you're showing some awareness that it is kind of weird that she would give you her number through this app but that you'd actually like to get to know her if she was willing to take that risk.

And then you text her for a bit and set up a time to meet up.

The overall tinder strategy is a) be different than every other guy b)make her laugh c)get her number as quick as possible d) convince her you're not catfishing her by being normalish after the initial joke

You'd be surprised how quickly you can go from match to date.

Edit: Be original in your would you rather's or I'm going to start having girls tell me I'm not original!