disclaimer: i still live with my dad. That being said, I'm not posting in highseddit or uniseddit because it has nothing to do with school.

I'd normally say she's a HB8.5, but she got tan the day before, and was totally HB9+

two days ago, I sent out a text

come over tomorrow at 5, we should cook dinner together

She responds "mmkay." At 5, I was nervous that she might have forgot, or was being late on purpose. I sent another text.

maybe I'll let you choose what to cook

she responds "you have every ingredient in the cookbook?" Then she showed up at 5:05. I probably should have joked about her being late, but I forgot to.

I had her sit next to me and look at a bunch of recipes. I picked this. I had to go up to my room to get something, and I forbade her from entering. I said the rule in my room is women can't enter with shirts on. (I saw some mPUA pull that one once...)

At the grocery store she led the way (which I'm fine with because that's not man territory).

Before we started cooking, I said idk if she had good enough hand-eye coordination. So I made her do a hand eye coordination test. It worked exactly as it did in the video. She basically did all of the cooking while I kino'd and watched.

we finished, and watched a movie on my laptop on my bed as we ate. I made an exception to my room's rule. once we finished eating, we had a couple beers and watched Eurotrip. After an hour, we shut it off and started the escalation ramp (at around 6:30). My dad left for a couple hours.

We fucked on my bed

We fucked in my dad's shower

We fucked on the sofa

We fucked on another sofa.

We fucked on my bed again.

(Location change? I've got it covered.)

When my dad came back, we were both ass naked and he yelled up to us "you need to clean the dishes," and we froze. it was kind of funny. We put on clothes, (with wet hair) and cleaned the dishes (my dad left... he was like a ghost). I was ecstatic that she volunteered to clean the dishes instead of avoiding it. I wasn't even going to make her do it (didn't think she'd pass the compliance test), but she cleaned everything.

We drove around, a few friends were at a hookah bar. we didn't go. I usually drive her car, but this time I let her drive (bad?).

We came back, started 2001: a space odyssey, and immediately started the ramp again. didn't make it through the opening credits. We went back up to my room and messed around until 12, when she had to go, and finished me off. (thinking about x-posting to /r/sex because apparently I'm the endurance king.)

tl;dr: "let's cook together" dates are awesome. she's already in your house!