So last night I put on the finest garb I own and hit the clubs. My garb included a flat cap, plain shirt but I had a hoodie over it that had the words "one of them nights" printed all over it so people knew I like to party. I wore tight jeans with a chain on it as I usually go for the more metal type crowd. But yeah, I'm a little heavy at 230 pounds and 5'10 so I like to dress in a way that chicks will get that I'm not just a fat nerd.

Anyway I'm chattin up this super hot blondie when I suddenly ask her for her number and she says "oh well I don't know if you're my type" and I'm all like 'wtf you have been just chatting to me for the past 10 minutes and laughing at everything I have said how am i not your fucking type skank" and then she fucking slapped me and went back to her friends.

I ended up with some semi hot brunette but damn I wanted to fuck that nasty blonde. What should I of done instead.