We were messing around with this opener on a different subreddit and just wondered if a mPUA could add their spin to it. I want a line that will work on anyone around campus even if I've never met or seen her.

"Hey, I've only got a couple of minutes my friends are waiting for me (somewhere). I noticed you in the hall the other day and... (blah blah blah for like 1-2 minutes "It was nice talking with you (gotta get to my friends), would you want to go get coffee sometime?"

Act slightly hurried but get her to text you really fast from her phone and use my good line: "it's cool if I text you like 400 times a day, right?" (get a smile out of her and remind her you're just kidding) and walk off.

Feedback?

Edit: I never thought about turning my closer on her (that's what's great about the internet). From Afcanonymous "All right, now that you have my number don't text me like 800 times a day. I know what you girls are like."