Seddit, I simply need help nailing my neighbor before she leaves. It's a little complicated which I shall explain to the best of my abilities and as briefly as I can. I should also add that I'm fairly decent gaming women.

We shall call my neighbor, Shelly. Shelly is about 5 years older than me, I know her because my sister has been best friends with her throughout their teenage years and so she's known me since I was young but I am now in my low 20s and pretty grown up, Shelly has taken notice.

She came back from overseas and is leaving again in about a week. I've taken notice that she's noticed me that I've grown up and she'll really pay attention with what I have to say and make this face where she scrunches up her nose and smiles at whatever comes out of my mouth. I've seen her around a lot lately since my sister has been home and they hang out quite a bit.

Earlier tonight I went out with them and their friends and I made a comment to Shelly about how she's my date tonight and she was very receptive of that but mentioned "Yes, everything but no sex" I was like "We'll see about that" and my sister promptly punches me in my arm.

Anyways, we head out and during the car ride she goes off talking about how horny she's been lately and talks about how her previous partners suck in bed and what not. This whole time I'm thinking "wow, I should comment about how I'd absolutely rock her fucking world" but then again, I'll look over at my sister and she's completely silent with the whole "OMFG would you STFU already Shelly, this is my brother and you're my best friend!" kind of look. She makes another comment about how badly she wanted to get laid tonight but doesn't think it would happen. As she said that, I so very badly wanted to say something like "Oh, we could make that happen..only if [my sister] doesn't mind" but I know she would and didn't want to chance it there.

Anyways, we're all hanging out at a bar a bit with her friends and she's mingling everywhere and she'll come back and drink with us, she made a comment and I take my hand and squeeze her face simultaneously make the same face she makes just to see if she's receptive, she is. Game on right? Nope! My sister gives me the death stare. We part ways since she's staying longer and a friend is taking her home.

I try thinking up of ways I could meet up with her after she's back (she lives up the street afterall). Texting only came to mind. I get home and shoot her a text, "Text me when you get home safely"

I get a reply an hour later, "Home, goodnight =]"

I reply back, "Going to sleep already? boringgg"

"Yep, so boring"

This is where I'm stumped, so I just say "Well how was the bar after?"

and no response =[

What could I have said in the text to better improve my chances? Or said something to her throughout the night to implant an idea? (I thought about pulling her aside and telling her straight up I want her but didn't have a chance)

I need some text help and any other suggestions? I've got about 6-7 days left so I badly want to make this happen! I'm sure I'll see her again but not sure what the circumstances would be.

Also, is there any way I could throw a lil shit test or anything to say out there so I don't completely make a fool out of myself pursuing this escapade and completely ruining my chances with her?