Went too an actual 'club' for the first time in like a decade last nights lol. (I usually go to bars and pubs)

Full of gorgeous looking 18 year olds. Intimdating lol

Opened 2 girls in a bar before heading to the club. I think I opened them by playfully accusing them of stealing my 'spot' in the beer garden. Started chatting. Cold read her off of her handshake as being a business woman and she was and we joked around a bit. My one laugh but the other girl seemed to hate me and kept rolling her eyes at me and saying sarcastic stuff, although she clearly badly wanted to bang my handsome mate who didn't even talk lol. They ejected at a fairly high point which surprised me a bit as it seemed to be going relatively well, but whatever

Then to the club: First set was when I was dancing and 2 hot girls starting dance near me (although this happens non stop, because my friend is like ridiculously handsome and girls are often opening him and stuff)

I made eye contact with her and kind of smiled in a suspicious way (best way I can describe it). I then told her she was 'annoyingly hot' lol. Never used that line before and it just came to my head but I might use it again as you could say that it 'worked' as it seemed to tickled her. I asked her name and guessed her age and playfully disqualified myself about being too old for her, but I messed up as I often do in terms of 'premature ejectualtion'. After i'd made a quick cold read and asked her name and stuff, since she wasn't asking me things back, I found myself struggling for things to say and very soon her friend started talking in her ear and they just drifted away lol

Opened another girl dancing and told her she had tiny feet as my opener (RSD self amusement observation) but she looked at me like a retard and backturned lol.

Tried to open another girl by making eye contact and extending my hand towards her for her to take, but she blanked me.

Some blonde girl approaches my friend as is grinding on his dick and asking him questions and stuff

I Danced up to another girl and kind of playfully beckoned her towards me but she shook her head as if to say 'no' and didn't look like she was playing lol

Not sure how best to game on the dancefloor really. Nothing was seeming to work really

Then some smoking hot Italian girl walked up to my friend and started rubbing is chest and just eye fucking the shit out of him.

They start talking. She has a hot friend so I try to wing him and talk to her, make a cold read, ask her some questions, but nothing i do 'works' tbh. She just wasn't into me at all. A 'no girl' I guess.

My friend starts kissing his one and it's a bit awkward as me and her friend are just kind of in silence and I occasionally try to engage her again but she's still no interested and she's looking around for new guys who are more her type.

Later at the cab rank I notice a GORGEOUS girl. She's maybe a 9/10. I knew she'd be Foreign and it turns out she was Polish. I went a bit more direct and told her I thought she was cute and I said some stuff IN Poplish to make her laugh. She was quite receptive, although it's more likely that she's just polite compared to Brit girls and within a minute or so her cab turned up and she got in it.