Seddit! Give me Advice.

eyeothemastodon · 2011-09-29T16:01:37+00:00

The caveman is strong in this one

frogma · 2011-09-29T16:14:38+00:00

In Soviet Russia...

Girl no want you. She friend-zone. Patience 3 days, maybe week. No text then. After then, text. She still no want you? She no text back. NEXT.

kikrex · 2011-09-29T16:09:44+00:00

Our last few texts, this starts right before we hung out and kissed. Only time we've gone out together besides the night we met. M:Alright so Thursday at 6:30. Does that work for you? F: Hey soo sorry for not responding! I drafted a messaged but forgot to send! :( I had plans with friends for fashion night out so I'm sorry Thursday was not ideal, but what are you up to tonight? M: I'm doing standup with my friend now. After, I'll go down to the les* for a little, then I dunno. What r u up to? F: So fun! Going to it or actually doing it? M: I'm doing it. I did it for the first time yesterday. It's such a rush. Today is weird though. This one chick is dancing around just really terribly and I'm the only one laughing. Ps phone is dying so I might text you from my friend's F: I"m heading to a friends' birthday party at "Bar name here"...I love watching stand up!! Was at comedy cellar last week. So entertaining.
F: Haha too funny. All good! TTY in a bit M: Anchor? Hmm don't know it. But yeah I'll call/text u later F: On spring and renwick :) k ttyl F: where are ya? M: I'm here. cigarette F: Ohh wait good idea! M: Yeah dude I dunno man. I don't really care about that right now. I just need to wake up for volunteering tomorrow* *okay so this is late into the night, my friend wanted to do some bad things, I was hammered, and sent her the wrong text. Whatever. I called her later b/c my friend left something in her apartment. F: Sorry for not answering, I totally passed out!! Totally didn't hear my phone. Did you get home ok? M: Haha...um no not really. My roommate told me out locks were messed up so I went to Mike's place. But we fell asleep on the train and took it deep into the Bronx. Got home around 6:30 am. Lol fuck that. F: Haha ohh geez that's ridiculous M: Hey Laura, I want to give you a call later but I'm super busy until tonight. When is a good time for you? F: Heyy there, I'm working tn until 7, you can reach out whenever though I'll try to answer! M: Hey I'm getting a headcount for tomorrow. Let me know if you're coming, And if you're a vegan or something like that, No gluten free people though. I don't stand for that. *This was a mass text concerning a BBQ that Friday. I had talked to her about it earlier that week. I sense that at this point I started losing her.
F: Hahaha you're too funny F: I'm really sorry but I'm not going to be able to make it. I swear my schedule is killer. Unfortunately it's going to be like this for the next few months but once this business is up and running I should have my life back :) M: Okay cool, I'll call you in january. M: Orrr, dinner, at a restaurant, there's this place I'm dying to go to called Aqua Santa. You can pick the time. Just give me a choice between two times because work is about to get real. F: Sry for the delay! I'm babysitting 3 out of control boys!! Haha but that's awesome. Diner would be fun! It sucks that I usually work thru dinner it's so dysfunctional. But yeah let's be in touch about that.

kikrex · 2011-09-29T16:11:07+00:00

so then I sent some of the wierdest fucking texts in the world that I can't submit because they are just soo wierd. I get it now. Thanks Seddit. And you're welcome for this strange, rambling post.

WolfInTheField · 2011-09-29T17:42:15+00:00

See, you are this caveman already, why not go caveman a bit further. You don't have much to lose. I recommend a cromaxperiment, el jeffy style.

Call.

"Where d'you live?"

"gives answer"

click

Get over there. Cavemanmoar. Get les resultates.

blitzik · 2011-10-01T23:22:28+00:00

This belongs in r/askseddit

kikrex · 2012-01-24T20:19:05+00:00

forgot I wrote this thing. She's my gf now. Turns out she was actually that busy and kind of seeing someone else too. I like a challenge.

Title	Seddit! Give me Advice.
Author	kikrex
Upvotes	0
Comments	9
Date	September 29, 2011 3:49 PM UTC (14 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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