Hey folks,

Okay, so normally shittests are funny - I usully just call them out on their bullshit as a first option and then agree and amplify. I recently had (in fact right now) a message saying:

"I think you only talk to me when you have no one better"

So, my question is this: What would you reply to such a thing? My first instinct was to write "very cynical view you have there" and just totally call it out. However something a bit more witty might be awesome. The agree and amplify thing is okay. I would think "Sure, you're 14th on my list of people I want to fuck in the near future" - but my suspicion is that might cut a bit too close to the bone and just hurt her already fragile ego.

So, I'm calling on the support of the collective wisdom of Seddit, let me have your best responses!