We were talking about some stupid shit, something about zip files with pictures. She was pretty tech savvy so:

Me: you know, I actually paid for winrar

Her: damn, wow that's a first, I feel confronted (with a smile on her face)

Me: ha, now I own winrar, tomorrow I own your dad

Her: haha good, I hate my dad (still smiling)

Me: oh, daddy issues I see (with a smile on my face)

And then she immediately became quiet and stopped laughing, and it all went downhill from there. Oh well, in my mind it was hilarious. Atleast I got a good laugh out of it.