S'up

This post isn't going to gel with everyone, and you know what, I Don't Give A Fuck.

This is what works for me, and if there is one person out there who has a similar personality with me and it helps them, then my job is done.

If it isn't your cup of tea, then ignore this post. Continue on the journey my friend and find out what works for you.

Okay EndOfTheUniverse What The Fuck Are You Talking About?

It's pretty simple.

I HATE SMALL TALK.

No really I do. Nothing drives me more insane than a conversation which I can predict, a conversation which is boring to both parties.

I'm not only talking about seduction, I'm also talking about mixers and other social events.

E.g.

Plain Vanilla Boring Example:

Guy A: Hi I'm Guy A.

Guy B: Hi Guy A, I'm Guy B. What do you do?

Guy A: Oh I [insert-boring-job-title]. Yourself?

Guy B: Yeah I [more boring job title, talk about boring job]

I can't even continue..oh man it hurts.

Or when a guy talks to a girl and he asks her how she is? Why the fuck are you asking? It's going to be "good" or "fine", and if it isn't, it'll be "you know what I've had a shitty day". Why on earth would you want to talk about that?

But EndOfTheUniverse small talk is a very important part of society. It's the polite thing to do, it's how we find deeper topics to talk about.

Yes I hear you, but if you want the average relationships and the average connections that everyone else does, then do the average things.

However if you don't, there's another thing to do. It's really simple. And it's more fun.

Be Outrageous.

Yeah. And it's not even hard. E.g. something I do when I'm at a boring mixer is I just say slightly wacky things or address the elephant in the room, just to see their reactions. If they laugh and handle it like a normal down to earth funny person, then I know the guy (or girl) has some personality, and bloody hell there's no better and easier way to bond than to laugh about something with someone else.

E.g. Same situation as above.

Guy A: Hi I'm Guy A.

Guy B: S'up Guy B. I'm Guy A. I hate the small talk people use in mixer events. People should just have their star signs instead of their job positions on their name badges. It's just as useful.

Guy A: [laughs] That and maybe their blood type. Wait that would actually be useful!

From there it's so easy to segue and banter into a new topic. Along the way there'll be some serious questions answered into the mix. And more importantly it's way more fucking fun.

But that's just social situations EndOfTheUniverse. I want to meet girls and get laid for fuck's sake.

Hey I hear you, and this is even more awesome with girls.

For one year I had only one opener when someone introduced me to a girl, or I met a girl, and it had some awesome results:

"Hi I'm Badass Motherfucker."

And I'd shake her hand while I said that. Seriously. Oh that and either a poker face or a shit eating grin. She would usually laugh her ass off and from there the conversation takes on a life of it's own.

No seriously. To this day I have girls in my life who say to me "Do you remember? You introduced yourself as badass motherfucker to me."

Being outrageous makes you memorable. It's more fun. You never ever run out of things to say, and for girls who have a sense of humour chemistry develops like some motherfucking runaway cascade Nuclear meltdown.

Does this sound like you? Are you someone who hates running out of things to say? Are you SUPER bored with small talk and the endless boring shit people say during those interactions? Do you like to talk about random stuff?

Then try this. Forget small talk. Let the average people own that realm. Instead be outrageous. Be yourself. Because you know that the girls who talk back and seem slightly interested are most likely completely on your wavelength.

And that's when the magic happens.