Alright guys. So I'm a rather skinny dude, and I dress really well. Consequently, sometimes, girls think I'm gay. However, counter-intuitively, I've realized through experience this is not nearly as bad as one would think it is. Let me explain.

Hot girls get hit on all the fucking time, day or night. If you're a dude, and you meet a hot girl, whether cold approaching or in a circle of friends, the girl is expecting you're going to hit on her, or at least try to show off to a certain extent to get into her pants; and she's right.

If you meet a hot girl (9 or 10), you need to 'disarm' her and let her know her looks don't mean shit. The best 'dismissal' that I have found, through tested and tried experiences/yrs, is to say to that girl "im gay". It immediately makes you appear to be harmless, yet still be a cool/interesting person, so you can still have genuine conversations and flirty fun, without the girl putting you through all that mental scrutiny and shit tests. After you've shown yourself to be cool/fun/confident (which no one would've even doubted that at first bc you're just like "im gay"), without her examining your every move through the lens of "he's trying to get in my pants", you can surprise her later that you're actually straight.

You're also confusing the shit out of her when you later hit on her. This makes the girl think of you more too. Girls love the uncertainty, they love mind games.

Last time I did this was at a music festival. I put cat whiskers on my face with eyeliner (it was halloween), and offered to draw whiskers on girls. They loved it. Girls gave me their numbers/snapchats after talking about cats and shit for < 5 minutes. They gave me drinks, were initiating convos with me, offered me drugs, and then invited me to stay overnight at their place with them. Even after they found out I was straight, the invitation still stood / nothing changed, my actions were still true, because I was cool AF and was just tryna have fun.

Try it. Worst comes to worst, you'll have fun and so will others.