Tinder Bio Help

norwegiandoggo · 2024-10-02T15:35:07+00:00

Brother brother brother... You want to get casual sex? Your bio should then give off the vibe of "I want something serious"... Get with the program here /s😂

Women generally don't like a guy's profile when he's clearly just looking for sex. They like a guy's profile because he seems like a good catch for the long-term. And then she will have casual sex with you in order to see if that might secure a long-term future.

I'm not saying blatantly lie and put "looking for long-term" in your profile. But just keep your profile friendly and devoid of ANY sex thirstiness.

You know tinder is like a sausage party. A soon as a woman walks in the door, 50 dicks fly towards her face at full speed. Do you really want to be penis number 51 that she's offered today? Or do you perhaps want to start the conversation with getting to know her and you know, connect on a human level first and THEN throw your penis at her. I'm telling you the latter is 100 times more effective and much more appreciated by women.

You wouldn't walk up to a woman on the street and offer sex. So why should your bio? It's premature. Hold your horses for a second. Don't be so desperate and thirsty. Make your bio generally appealing to women no matter what they're looking for.

What does that mean? Share something interesting about yourself with descriptive language. Show an intention of wanting to get to know the other person, maybe with a question. Show some of your core values. Maybe crack a joke or two. Keep it between 15-45 words. You can also include a call-to-action: "swipe right if you're open-minded and curious" (insert whatever qualities you value).

Top-Donkey-5081 · 2024-10-02T15:00:28+00:00

Tinder full of scammers and catfish.

Sandvicheater · 2024-10-02T23:16:09+00:00

Best advice for Tinder: uninstall that time sink of miserable app and go out there in the real world.

MrAnonPoster · 2024-10-02T19:51:03+00:00

Bio on tinder moves a needle at +/- 1. "I'm swiping yes on you" min level is 90. You know what is other 99 points (with 1 being bio)? Photos that show you *look good*. Don't waste your time at bio when your photos sucks or when you look like a Homer Simpson/Drunk Homer Simpson/High Homer Simpson

Viktor2500 · 2024-10-02T14:31:19+00:00

Delete tinder bro, it's a waste of time unless you're a gigachad and get like 20 matches a day

HomeIsland · 2024-10-02T20:20:18+00:00

Just pm me bro and I can give u primo advice on how to craft the ultimate tinder slayer profile

Efficient_Citron_112 · 2024-10-02T22:39:25+00:00

Most guys never get a match with online dating platforms, and there’s a tiny handful that catch them all.

Most important thing is your photos - show yourself playing sport, a picture holding a dog, surrounded by friends and other women. You want to come across as a high value individual.

But honestly, you’ll be more successful approaching women directly - yes you’ll get rejected to your face, but you’ll also have a higher % conversion. Why? Because all that other bullshit is way harder to build unless you’re already that guy. If you don’t have pets, it’s a lot of effort to get a photo with a dog. If you’re new to town and don’t have a ton of old school friends, you probably won’t have a photos that show you being socially cool. You get my drift.

Necessary_Ad_1321 · 2024-10-03T06:29:29+00:00

I found this Tinder Bio long ago. Hope it helps

"I am an expert at eating ass. My OF brings in so much I can retire you. No Android users, I don't like blurry nudes. I've never killed a cougar but I've choked one or two"

DoneWithTheAbuse · 2024-10-03T09:08:40+00:00

This is easy. Stop using Tinder. Join a pilates studio and hit up classes. You get to work out and can start hagmaxxing at the same time! Loads of 30 to 50 year old ladies who would love nothing more than bang a 23 year old dude. You won't have to deal with the drama of chicks in their 20's, most of them just want some attention and are almost always DTF.

Opposite-Tomorrow-32 · 2024-12-06T09:38:51+00:00

my fits are hard…. so is my b0ner

2024-10-02T15:33:07+00:00

Good pictures and say you're not looking for anything serious. You're not tricking girls. The ones that just want fun and like your pic will swipe right.

appolonysian · 2024-10-02T15:10:42+00:00

just take an activity you like to do and say on the bio “not to be a whore, but we should (do x activity)” simple, suggestive, and funny, especially if that activity is normally super platonic.

Title	Tinder Bio Help
Author	dgtcvhhxss
Upvotes	15
Comments	21
Date	October 2, 2024 1:46 PM UTC (1 year ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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