Tips for Car Sex?

Y_4Z44 · 2022-01-28T04:15:10+00:00

Do it somewhere not visible to the public. In some states, if you get caught having sex in public, especially where there's a reasonable chance children might see you, you'll end up on your state's sex offender registry. That will have far reaching consequences.

Nofapthrowaway2003 · 2022-01-28T05:15:11+00:00

If youre on top, bring a hoodie or pillow so she doesnt hurt her neck against the seat. Have a cum rag on hand too for the mess that sex causes. I used to do it with my ex in the back of an old bmw 3-series coupe. We had a picnic blanket labeled the sex towel which had probably sixty+ loads in it stuffed in the trunk. I burned it after i ended things with her. Good times.

NocturneBotEUNE · 2022-01-28T04:35:38+00:00

Oil up the exhaust before you go in

rofnacla · 2022-01-28T12:39:01+00:00

Just fork over the 40 bucks and go for a cheap motel dude

gunluver · 2022-01-28T14:25:31+00:00

Get a motel room

ChurchofCaboose1 · 2022-01-28T04:15:38+00:00

[permanently deleted]

crownpoly · 2022-01-28T04:39:32+00:00

Did it in the cramped back seat of a Nissan Sentra once. It was terrible lol. The only thing that worked was she rode me sideways where she was in the middle hanging on to both front seats. If you find a place way out in the middle of nowhere it might just be easier to bend her over outside the car.

Andrew54321 · 2022-01-28T15:34:33+00:00

Get a hotel

Calamity__Bane · 2022-01-28T07:17:26+00:00

Car sex sucks balls lol, but if you have to do it, put the back seat down.

TheRiverOfDyx · 2022-01-28T06:04:33+00:00

You need Towels, Lube, The Mood, Creativity, and PATIENCE.

Car Sex is NO JOKE, that shit will get you so fucked up emotionally if you’re not careful, and you’ll try not to get emotional and likely succeed…but at the cost of your boner.

A lot of attempts on the inside of the car are not going to work. Don’t let that discourage you, and if it’s not working try again - don’t try to try again sneakily like you didn’t just fuck up and meanwhile try to hide it by caressing and fondling her. Do fondle her, of course, but not to hide your “fuckup”, that actually might make you a little more upset at yourself because then you’re guessing if she knows it’s a coverup. Y’know?

As a man, I’d assume it’s a harsh drop on the ego when you can’t get it in BUT you’re playing Ninja Sex-Warrior in a cramped space. It’s going to be difficult. Be prepared for that.

If you need to try again, just do it, or say so if you feel the need. She’s waiting patiently on getting a dick in her, use that to your advantage for the mood. “Oh don’t worry darlin, I got this handled! You just wait there, hmm? Can’t be impatient <3”. Something to that effect. Be spicy in holding out the clock, it’ll keep YOU in the mood too.

Hope it works out for ya man, car sex is special, it’s a test of patience during intimacy. And there’s none like it. If you thought patience in a bedroom was tricky then car sex is a whole other three levels up at least.

Breathe. Always be Playful. Remember that sex is supposed to be a way to Relax and Bond…it’s not a race, a climb, any kind of competition. It’s just two bears out in the wild getting their freak on. Let nature take it’s course

Equivalent_Speaker26 · 2022-01-28T22:51:29+00:00

Get non-see through satin cloth for the back car windows. Use small neodymium magnets to hold them up.

Consider tinting, or custom window screens that can be removed.

Title	Tips for Car Sex?
Author	ChurchofCaboose1
Upvotes	1
Comments	16
Date	January 28, 2022 4:12 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/sehsva/tips_for_car_sex/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/seduction/tips-for-car-sex.1268110 https://theredarchive.com/post/1268110

Comments