So I went on a first date with the guy. And everything was really nice. He’s a smoke show and not gropey and had a sense of humour. Wanted to go on a really interesting hike and liked my dog. Cool job, talented, creative. Held a great conversation.

By the time it was the end of the really long but amazing date this guy leaned in to kiss me and I was so excited !!!!! Then....

He was really aggressive with his mouth. Too much. Whole mouth over mine (and some face)... I kept trying to navigate the open jaw by trying to keep my mouth small so that he would match the pressure but nothing. Just kept on with the face eating..... Who has he been kissing ? A gator ?

So, I didn’t say anything. As I felt like maybe since this was a first real date maybe he was nervous ? So we stopped kissing after a minute or 2 and talked for a while. Then he made a move AGAIN. Not only this time did he do the wide open mouth tongue thing again, this time there was teeth friction on my cheeks from being practically gnawed. What the actual *%#^ ?? After this session was over, we began talking again and he held my chin and said “wow, your face gets really red from kissing..” My face was in fact bright red, all around my mouth, from being kissed only twice. I looked like I had some kind of rash.

I don’t know how a guy could get through his adulthood (late 30s) without learning how to kiss? How has no one told him ? Or do people like this and there is something wrong with me ?

The only conclusion that I can come to is that he’s God damn BEAUTIFUL so no woman has paid him the favour of training ? Does he just get by on looks and charm?

I am normally a heart on the sleeve outspoken person and by nature I reeeallly just want to tell him that I don’t like the way he kisses and wish he would be gentler but being blunt has got me into trouble before. Or just never speak to him again even though my panties incinerate when I look at him.

Someone ? Anyone? Thoughts ?