Gym Whore Starter Pack

Altertum · 2018-12-07T14:07:20+00:00

Who the fuck Puts make Up on when someone is working out.

Attention Whores.

underrated_kawasaki · 2018-12-07T16:13:26+00:00

Every time I go to the gym and there are attention whores around, I act like the biggest narcissist ever and constantly check myself out in the mirror while I’m doing my reps. Sometimes I even see the attention whores desperately trying to make me look at them by coming around in my field of view, but I never give them the satisfaction. Shutting bitches down is far more satisfying than “getting pussy”. I’ve been on both sides of the fence so I know that getting laid with these Thots is just a waste of time and I just do it the smart way by visiting legit hookers whenever I wanna pump and dump. You’re not paying hookers for sex, you’re paying for them to LEAVE after :)

goingmyownway_ghost · 2018-12-07T15:23:07+00:00

don't forget the "sports bra" and extra tight leggins combo in the gym

BuffaloForeskin · 2018-12-07T15:15:04+00:00

Forgot the phone

Noxzeno · 2018-12-07T16:29:08+00:00

Those booty shorts are ridiculous, Yoga pants I'm cool with.

Had a raging boner the other day because some thot was wearing those.

She's bending over picking up weights u can literally see her pussy lips peeking out the sides.

I'm trying so hard not to look only thing I can do is close my eyes because surrounded by mirrors. smh

tw1nm3t30r · 2018-12-07T14:25:58+00:00

Why i stopped going to the gym. Stupid bimbos taking pictures with the gorillas for Instagram.

Toshiba1point0 · 2018-12-07T16:10:42+00:00

There was a Mad Magazine panel cartoon joke about this in the mid 80s where a woman does exactly this and just stands on the machine. Another guy wanting to work out comes up and says “are you working out?” She says “no, I paid $70 bucks for this outfit, I’m not going to sweat in it.”

I really need to go back and find out how many more truth bombs they were dropping.

jrpark05 · 2018-12-07T16:58:53+00:00

LOL! The Fiji water makes it perfect.

LimousineLibtard · 2018-12-07T18:58:51+00:00

There’s this hoe at my gym who works out wearing tons of make up and she even wears fake eyelashes. I can’t imagine what it would be like to wear fake eyelashes while working out. The only body part she exercises is her ass. Every single time I see her in the gym she’s doing a glute exercise of some type. Never anything else. She is the female equivalent of a Curlbro. There needs to be a term for this... A GluteTHOT?

Yestromo · 2018-12-07T18:13:25+00:00

My ex would always tell me about guys hitting on her in the gym. Why the fuck are you telling me this shit? That you’re a catch? To shit test me? Fucking annoying. She was probably eye fucking them or noticeably nervous around guys she found attractive so no shit they might give a shot at talking to her. I’ve never seen girls get hit on in any of the scenarios my ex did. Something was way off.

gadabout13 · 2018-12-07T15:21:36+00:00

this is my gym every day after 9 till 4 ( daddy comes home at 5) i just put in my tunes and do my thing. It took months, but none talk to me anymore.

StoicSpaceScientist · 2018-12-07T15:41:20+00:00

I’m actually ok with this starter pack. Better than looking at the senior citizens trying to get a sweat on.

Vlad_the_imp_hailer · 2018-12-07T16:37:11+00:00

The stick! Always with the stick. WTH is up with that?

SSDan007 · 2018-12-07T17:14:05+00:00

By far the funniest thing to me at least, is how does anyone know if someone else is looking at them? The same can be said for the "Curls for Girls Bros" in the gym too haha, BROSCIENCE!

Incognitroll · 2018-12-07T20:58:11+00:00

Any women wearing clothing showing themselves off in public should expect people to notice. Idiots.

Puig_Destroyer · 2018-12-07T17:03:25+00:00

So work out at home.....wait! Then no one would validate their fragile egos!

BottleCap-SnackTrap · 2018-12-07T18:17:41+00:00

This is just the Whore Starter Pack with extra steps.

NickTesla2018 · 2018-12-07T17:38:02+00:00

Camel toe and moose knuckle inspire me at the gym. If those ladies fart though, their booty shorts will pop like a balloon.

247spyz4life · 2018-12-08T12:51:56+00:00

I like how they’re drenched in perfume too

guy_24601 · 2018-12-07T16:34:15+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7QNw1LRJv4

pmgtow · 2018-12-08T09:27:37+00:00

The only thing this is missing is some fucking retarded excercise that has them sticking their ass out ass much as humanly possibly, opening their legs, or doing a humping motion.

SynergyFactor · 2018-12-08T16:54:10+00:00

This thread is fucking gold.

You guys are incel-level jokes.

Now, you're stooping so low as to try to "make fun of" women at the gym?

Be real, guys: None of you have ever touched a weight, let alone been inside a gym, lol.

Ban me, douche-canoe incel loser fucks, lol.

BallisticxPro · 2018-12-07T17:16:07+00:00

Why ya gotta diss the Fiji water 😂

KINGGANDER · 2018-12-08T13:45:56+00:00

They booty shorts be tight as hell at the gym😂, they booty probably stank. Probably trying to air that motherfucka out while doin them squats 😭.

satchelmcqueen · 2018-12-07T18:45:23+00:00

Lol I love it cause its true.

satchelmcqueen · 2018-12-07T18:46:28+00:00

When guys do this the cops are called and they get slapped with flashing or inappropriate behavior.

TriHard69420 · 2018-12-07T21:36:25+00:00

Literally 100% accurate at my gym.

512165381 · 2018-12-08T04:25:17+00:00

On the other hand, men gotta wear "courtesy shorts" to make sure they don't let it all hang out.

https://media.apnarm.net.au/media/images/2018/12/05/imagev1af036d99b5c6ed62f6fd53c6f8330412-zo6kitjh0qifpyoner2_t460.jpg

Aotp4life · 2018-12-08T05:56:32+00:00

I was at the gym today and it was like five girls working out by trying to get my attention I just act like they don’t exist and they were dress like that

UnashamedlyMan · 2018-12-10T08:58:37+00:00

The gym is just a toxic environment in general, if it isnt some attention seeking thot its an arrogant cunt who instead of working on his own shit is judging how other pepple are working out , laughing at people and basically giving himself a pat on the back because he has learnt a few things that others havent, and the aszholes never offer to share their knowledge they rather like to go and brag to each other online about how smart they are and how stupid eveyone else is.

Fly_Guy_97 · 2018-12-07T20:09:56+00:00

99% of women are absolute distractions at the gym. The gym is supposed to be a proving ground for guys to better themselves, be bros, and lift weights. There is mutual respect all around and no one try’s to outlier the other. When women are there and they were stuff like that, all that shit goes out the window. I cannot stand women who go there and just run through the movements knowing they are just eye candy for lifters and seeking attention

SocialCupcake · 2018-12-08T01:51:28+00:00

They're there to find quality sperm. Should they hang out at a Dunkin donuts?

While women like this seem silly, they need to make the most of the short 10 years of fertile adulthood and get a healthy guy as fast as they can.and you guys are that guy.

It just really sucks you don't want to get divorce raped or spend 3/4 of your life's earnings on them and their 90$ black yoga pants. :(

ForNowICanSee · 2018-12-07T23:04:18+00:00

This isn't accurate at all (at least for my gym). The ass cheeks aren't showing enough, tits aren't showing enough, more tattoos, heavier makeup, most expensive iPhone, Airpods, and most of the time she's on the phone texting to line up dick right after her "workout".

Title	Gym Whore Starter Pack
Author	PEDE_CENTI
Upvotes	1631
Comments	148
Date	December 7, 2018 2:02 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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