Having Bear Sex

you_handsome_devil · 2015-10-27T03:30:00+00:00

"I'm going to vomit," as men are wont to do.

Evileddie13 · 2015-10-27T04:41:04+00:00

I fucked a bear once. Knocked it out with big dick, tied it to a tree, and railed it like it was my first night of prison. That bear, still to this day, brings ME honey. Don't know if it's a bitch bear or a dude bear, don't care. I like honey

michael_wilkins · 2015-10-27T10:59:39+00:00

I clicked this thread thinking "Bear" mean large, hairy homo man.

I kind of wish it was now.

InscrutablePUA · 2015-10-27T03:48:57+00:00

WTF is this shit reads like a horny 14 yo girl wrote it. At least if the bear were a metaphor it might have more depth than a kiddie pool. On one level it clearly is (a metaphor for her alpha male widower) but when she cradles 'big furry balls' it loses all credibility.

trippypatagonia1 · 2015-10-27T04:47:03+00:00

If this was a man who wrote this book he would be locked up for animal cruelty.

Dustin_Bromain · 2015-10-27T06:58:39+00:00

I was watching LOTR with a plate and she mentioned that for "some reason" she felt attracted to the fighting Uruk-Hai in the movie. She couldn't quite figure out why though. It's not like they are violent, enormous creatures that exude alpha confidence or anything.

Derbi50 · 2015-10-27T04:56:50+00:00

This reminds me of that gorilla in Japan who had all the teenage girls hot and bothered.

And people say homo sapiens and neanderthals never bred. Nonsense when you see girls getting the tingles from gorillas and bears.

tygertiger · 2015-10-27T05:16:03+00:00

Women are attracted to monsters. King Kong, Dracula, Werewolves...there is always an element of sexual ravishment at play. I remember as a kid, both my mother and sister remarking on how much they liked the Beast in the Disney cartoon, but hated when he turned into the beta pretty-boy Prince. Beasts and monsters are fantasy alphas. They either want to fuck you or kill you, sometimes both. Gina tingles result.

TheMGhandi · 2015-10-27T05:29:16+00:00

I don't know if this is really safe.

Edit: I completely forgot about Miss Kliffton omg...

ComradeCynic · 2015-10-27T05:57:19+00:00

Not the only one: http://www.amazon.com/The-Woman-Ape-A-Novel/dp/0312427123

scubar · 2015-10-27T06:55:23+00:00

Here's to hoping they get mauled by a bear.

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AdonisHera · 2015-10-27T04:14:12+00:00

Not even remotely creative. Just stupidity at its finest. Then again that's women

Title	Having Bear Sex
Author	An_All-Beef_Engineer
Upvotes	15
Comments	30
Date	October 27, 2015 3:20 AM UTC (10 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
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