It's a regular Monday night. I head to a popular tourist bar with two of my wings because it's one of the only decent venues for game on a Monday. I'd never had much success there in terms of getting girls but fuck it. Better than staying home.

We get in the venue and my two wings walk right past what looks like the only hot set of girls (two set) in the whole place. I decide to open. It's a small outdoor venue so immediately EVERYONE in the area starts staring at me opening these girls. The social pressure gets to me and my opener sucks shit. Totally friendly with no dick behind it. Horrible body language. But the girls are surprising friendly regardless. My wing, seeing that I opened, comes over and starts chatting. The girls like him too so things are starting to look up. Lesson: An imperfect open is better than no open because you never know how a set will react. Girls live in the emotion of the moment and their opinion of you can change in a second. So don't give up so easily if your opener sucks.

My third wingman isn't thrilled that he's now the third wheel while we chat the only two hot girls in the place. So he comes in and starts hitting on my girl (prearranged agreement that we're cool with). Any time I say or do anything though, all her attention comes back to me and he struggles to get it back. He knows what that means (girl likes me over him) and accepts his loss. He leaves the venue soon after. Lesson: Often times you can AMOG a guy purely by working a girl's attention. Because girls are in the moment and let the environment dictate their frame, often whoever has her attention and is in front of her is who is going to get her.

The four of us vibe for a while, talking about the differences between where they're from and our city and asking about their vacation. Nothing crazy. We find out they're leaving later tomorrow to go back home. So my wing and I have a chat and decide it's now or never with these girls. We tell them we're going to take them to a local bar that's awesome. They agree to come with us because why not? They're bored, we're fun and they have nothing better to do. Lesson: Girls want to have fun, especially on vacation. Often times getting with a girl is less about having to be this amazingly high SMV guy and more about being able to remove the artificial barriers between the two of you fucking. Girls like sex with cool guys.

We bring them to another bar where we vibe some more where we spend some time alone with our respective girls. I find out after that my wing tried to make out with his girl and he got denied. She doesn't seem to be having as good of a time as my girl. I encourage him to stick with it. After some more vibing, my girl suggests that we got back to their hotel to swim in the 24 hour pool. My wing's girl isn't quite so enthusiastic but succumbs to social pressure from the 3 of us. We head back. Lesson: Venue hopping is an awesome way to build the vibe with girls. Use it.

We get back to their hotel room and the girls get changed. It's one of the nicest hotels I've ever been. These girls clearly have money. I risk leaving my wallet in their room because I want an easy excuse to get back to their room after swimming just in case. I don't know how I'm going to fuck this girl but I figure the right move will reveal itself. We get to the pool. It's huge and also empty since it's like 2:30 AM at this point. My wing and his girl disappear to the hot tub. My girl and I start hooking up in the pool. She grinds my dick with her ass and I finger her. I find out the next day my wing and his girl had sex in the hot tub. Lesson: Don't give in just because she may have said no at some point. Girls want to fuck but they need to feel okay about it.

I have to take a step back and just appreciate the moment. I'm in a city with amazing weather in a hotel I could never afford with a beautiful girl who not long ago I could have never gotten. And all because of some place called TRP that everyone called misogynistic on the fucking internet. Crazy. But at the same time I'm humbled. Anyone could do this.

My wing has to leave because he has work and so his girl goes back to the room to go to sleep. I don't fuck girls without protection and my only condom is in my wallet in her room. Maybe that wasn't the right decision. I decide to stay at the pool for a bit and wait for her friend to fall asleep before pulling the trigger. So after 30 minutes or so we head back to the room. Lesson: You just never know what can happen. Something as stupid as not having a condom can be the difference between getting laid or not.

We get back to the room and suddenly everything goes to shit. Her friend isn't asleep. She's wide fucking awake. My girl out of nowhere freaks out and tells me I have to leave. My brain scrambles to try and find a solution and comes up with nothing. I leave the room.

My girl walks out with me. Now that her friend can't hear, she's acting sweet again. She asks if I was expecting something was going to happen (translation: do you think I'm a slut?). I tell her I just go with the flow (translation: no I don't). She says she just can't do "it" in front of her friend but that I should call her tomorrow before she leaves. I tell her I have work so that won't happen, she's never going to see me again (building leverage for her to do it now). She disappointed but doesn't change her mind. At this point it's like 4 AM. I decide to call it a night. Lesson: To a girl, her social reputation is majorly important. She will throw you away even if she likes you if she thinks you'll damage her reputation.

Conclusion

The next day I call my wing to discuss what happened. He tells me that he found out that both those girls had boyfriends. So these girls went on a hugely expensive vacation on their boyfriend's dollar and then proceeded to cheat on them. Just your daily reminder that it pays to be the Alpha Fucks.