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[–]Corzaa3147 points48 points49 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Sounds like someone has a Jack Skellington tattoo.
[–]Chingparr3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Probably has "Live Laugh Love" somewhere in her home too.
[–]Fragrant_Point2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wish I could up vote this many times
[–]lorem6300118Possey on lock anti-m'lady32 points33 points34 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Chad took me to a beach.
Where is my Chad????
Man up incels!!!1!!
[–]Land_of_the_Losers 3 points 6 years ago* [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
Only people looking to support me and my dreams allowed in my life.
At least she's honest about her life as an all-devouring one-way maw of other people's time, resources and energy. Perhaps not unlike the gluttonous taotie demon of old Chinese mythology which eats and eats but never shits.
[–]Lurkingnopost4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I thought the same thing. She actually was very direct that she wants to only take from a man and not give to him. She gets a little bit of credit in my book for being that direct. It lets men weed her out early if they're not beta
[–]moorekomUrban Hoe Guerrilla20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is a very good example of women expecting and demanding commitment from men while bringing nothing to the table themselves.
These women are clueless to the fact that no guy will commit to a girl unless she has something he thinks is worth committing for: innocence, youth, kindness, sweet personality etc. And unless they commit, they won't commit time to build up a relationship or be chivalrous or be romantic.
No man looks at a stranger and immediately decides to not only commit himself to her but also to put her interests above his. This goes to show the stupidity and the entitlement of these women. You cannot demand someone's commitment or respect. You have to prove you're worthy of it and then they'll give it themselves.
[–]Good_Old_FriendSr. Neckbeardo Nellyphile7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
"My life revolves around my kids," there you are gentlemen. Your ticket to the good life...if they are yours.
[–]Cantide756[S] 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I love how often this is said. Virtue signaling at its finest. It's like the norm in their eyes is negligent mothers.
Reminds me of Chris Rock when he was talking about "I ain't never been to jail" "you're not supposed to go to jail you dumb mf"
[–]scruffyshoulders0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
The norm is negligent mothers. Crime stats that come from single mother homes don't lie. They know they are negligent, which is why they assume the rest are negligent. They always project.
[–]Cantide756[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe on OLD. But that's where most of my experience comes from. Maybe I'm being too optimistic
[–]Older_MiggySwashbuckle born & Carol torn7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
How does one "attempt" skinny dipping? This dizzy broad need help undressing?
[–]Cantide756[S] 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Didn't make it to the water before Chad got in her
[–]lorem6300118Possey on lock anti-m'lady3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tee hee!
[–]FirmFirefighter4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
coastguard was alerted to beached whale report. And it was fatty dipping.
[–]gloomcel6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just read a book bitch. Plenty of idyllic fantasy there
[–]OldFashionMarineGunnery Sergeant Hoeman5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Why doesn't she say exactly what "her" goals are? How the fuck are we supposed to know if "WE" wanna support it?
[–]Cantide756[S] 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They won't say when they know it's an extremely bad deal. If it was a good thing they would brag about it
[–]rationalthought314Jr. Hamster Analyst1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It doesn't matter. She has dreams, man, and you need to support them vague and undefined as they are but be sure, they'll be used as a test to determine your worthiness. And those undefined dreams will be her excuse when she jumps to the next guy saying "the last guy didn't support my dreams."
[–]Chairman_Ellen_PaoPuts extra mayo on his roast beef tacos0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Female Math: Her goals = Your wallet / bank account.
[–]rationalthought314Jr. Hamster Analyst5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sounds like one of those women who write god awful sappy poetry that her friends say is great. I get the feeling her deep stuff is about as deep as her kids' basic understanding of the world. My experience with such women is that if you show yourself generally knowledgeable in a certain subject that is beyond a shallow observation, you'll quickly lose their attention and likely get accused of mansplaining.
[–]DevilsgunSir Chadly Thunderdong4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Bitches Love Beaches"
- Sir Chadly Thunderdong
With a little slickness and some pumpkin spice to blow up this basic bitch's ass you can have it all
[–]FirmFirefighter3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
today"s technology
conspirieces
[–]grandmasbroach0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She claims to love reading and writing, but has the spelling of a 5th grader...
[–]lorem6300118Possey on lock anti-m'lady3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I am genuinely: perplexed about two things regarding her stated interest in cosmology:
Astrology is not compatible with cosmology.
Did she mean cosmetology?
I sincerely wonder.
[–]Cantide756[S] 10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No, the study of Cosmo magazine
[–]crassrecords1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Another unique and different.
[–]Cantide756[S] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's hilarious that when they say that they are actually the opposite
[–]HingustheBungus0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Anything made by Tim Burton would b hotter than this.
Even the things missing half their skin
[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
"Paranormal"
"Astrology"
"Crystals"
Next!
Edit: read farther just out of curiosity.
A) "next!" was the right call.
B) "only people looking to support me and my dreams allowed in my life" - at least this gold digger is upfront about it.
[–]SirKolbathYeah, yeah. “Mods are incels.”0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
First time I've ever said, "You can't even spell 'conspiracy theory!'" and had it be factually accurate and not even a metaphor!
[–]grandmasbroach0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Enjoys writing and reading, but can't spell conspiracy correctly? Sure...
Can't even blame autocorrect
[–]Svartanatten0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Astrology and crystals...
[–]mimiczxHamster Soul Crusher0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All I read was looking to hop on the CC for a few years.
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[–]moorekomUrban Hoe Guerrilla20 points21 points22 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]lorem6300118Possey on lock anti-m'lady3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]OldFashionMarineGunnery Sergeant Hoeman5 points6 points7 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]Cantide756[S] 3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]rationalthought314Jr. Hamster Analyst1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Chairman_Ellen_PaoPuts extra mayo on his roast beef tacos0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]rationalthought314Jr. Hamster Analyst5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]DevilsgunSir Chadly Thunderdong4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]FirmFirefighter3 points4 points5 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]lorem6300118Possey on lock anti-m'lady3 points4 points5 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Cantide756[S] 10 points11 points12 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]SirKolbathYeah, yeah. “Mods are incels.”0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]grandmasbroach0 points1 point2 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Cantide756[S] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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