Yikes

MRMRising · 2021-02-03T16:17:11+00:00

I feel bad for her kids.

Though not bad enough to become their step-daddy.

Thinguy123 · 2021-02-03T16:12:24+00:00

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NickTesla2018 · 2021-02-03T17:45:35+00:00

You know, in the old days, the whole village shamed you for stuff like this. Quit being such a whore.

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2021-02-03T16:45:40+00:00

She must be Ronald's daughter. After Ronald McDonald was outsourced, he left his family for the circus. She's having the Hamburglar's baby and is looking for a Grimace to take care of her.

all_tha_sauce · 2021-02-03T16:18:13+00:00

Not only is she a walking red flag but she's got the literacy level of an 11 year old. For god sakes these damn devices come with spell check and even autocorrect. At LEAST put in some effort to make it look like you actually use your head for more than just decoration and 🍆 sucking

HolyGourdofJerusalem · 2021-02-03T17:23:48+00:00

What a dumbass. Should have waited for the father figure before she had her first child.

Just what the world needs - another leech on society who is likely to raise two more leeches on society....and the cycle continues.

to say nothing of the multiple red flags...

- colored hair

- terrible english

- multiple filters

total trainwreck.

Unfigured · 2021-02-03T18:10:12+00:00

Imagine if you didn't get to taste fast-food but skipped straight to the consequences. Would anyone eat it?

2021-02-03T16:19:27+00:00

"I don't bite" Lass, your hair colour signals you are trouble, your bio says you are trouble, not particularly bright, and love to hand other people your problems.

I can only quote the youtube cat: "Nonononononono."

Thinguy123 · 2021-02-03T18:45:31+00:00

"Right father figure"

Bitch you would not recognize a father figure even if it punched you in the face, even if by some miracle of god she found one, she probably would complain that he's abusive because he set limits and boundaries while taking none of her shit, would proceed to dump him and go back to Thug Tyrone for a second kid and her daily dose of Irish kisses.

You never had a father figure, thats why you are in this situation.

You created this bed, now it's time to lie on it

shrinkshooter · 2021-02-03T17:43:32+00:00

still pregnant with my boy, looking for a family man

WARNING

DEFCON 1

SET HAIR ALERT TO RED

MAXIMUM PRIORITY: FIND PROVIDER

TheExist3r · 2021-02-03T17:52:01+00:00

Some people got mental age so so low that dating them should be considered pedophilia

Dumloko · 2021-02-03T16:24:50+00:00

Another anime haired snowflake with huge filtered picture, searching for a life companion while having a family already.

If only they could preview themselves in desperation before making the wrong choices...

Edit: just 80 miles away. You're not far enough my friend...

Old_snowboarder · 2021-02-03T17:17:02+00:00

I just love how strong and independent these modern women are.

plainnsimpleforever · 2021-02-03T20:17:17+00:00

Love how they group all the crap in their lives unattractive to a man into the term 'whole package'.

Reminds me of the investment banks at the height of the GFC, taking all the BBB and worse mortgage tranches and packaging them up as an AAA-rated investments.

SCCock · 2021-02-03T19:40:02+00:00

Proud mom to an amazing fetus.

vizualdesperado88 · 2021-02-04T17:31:57+00:00

I have a relative that hoed around when she was younger....She is now terribly obese and has ZERO prospects in her love life. She learned her lesson, but its too late now.

I'd bet money that this useless broad is gonna end up the exact same way

NeverNeverLandIsNow · 2021-02-03T17:27:40+00:00

Nice of her to wear the clown wig to warn potential suitors to stay away.

ItalianMeatBoi · 2021-02-03T19:47:07+00:00

Whole lotta “No”

2021-02-03T20:18:35+00:00

It really is Poe's Law at this point, isn't it?

kyledontcare · 2021-02-03T22:23:34+00:00

Is that hair for real or a filter or something ? She really does look like some clown from a circus.

Blackbarnabyjones · 2021-02-03T23:09:33+00:00

Are these even real at this point?

This has to be some kind of psy-op.

Forest_Figuroa · 2021-02-03T23:33:59+00:00

Looking for a taxi/ ATM

Zombeflandrs · 2021-02-03T20:05:37+00:00

Waiting for the right father figure....to bad she didn’t have that mind set the first time around🤦‍♂️

asdf333aza · 2021-02-03T21:46:56+00:00

The whole package SHOULD NOT come with kids.

mustangfrank · 2021-02-03T21:51:58+00:00

2 kids and one on the way. Now, she is interested in a family man. Maybe she should have gotten married first, then started making babies with a family man.

Blackbarnabyjones · 2021-02-03T23:10:59+00:00

That nose ring means she fucks her dealer and her tattoo artist.

And neither one counts as cheating.

Cristoff13 · 2021-02-04T06:31:25+00:00

She actually, seriously, thinks her 2 kids and 1 fetus are a selling point that men will find attractive.

DrDog09 · 2021-02-04T17:35:51+00:00

Somebody call the aerial tanker to lay flame retardant on the head of hair.

Title	Yikes
Author	dreadie91
Upvotes	121
Comments	50
Date	February 3, 2021 4:01 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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