[39-F] Enraged mom because chads won't commit discovers time is the most valuable thing

kevin32 · 2021-07-15T12:59:07+00:00

u/meerita, for consistently posting content that fits the theme, I'm awarding you Sr. Hamster Analyst flair.

meerita · 2021-07-12T07:14:34+00:00

This one is top kek: Firstly, she spits bile all over the place complaining about jerks, but then she adopts a submissive, compassionate tone when talking about her: "I'm respectful, affectionate, take care of people". The bipolarity in this specimen is remarkable.

Imagine a life around this Karen.

Oriana360 · 2021-07-12T07:31:38+00:00

Time is valuable and she doesn't wish to lose it? Maybe could of thought about that a couple decades earlier.

iatecivilization · 2021-07-12T09:21:28+00:00

She loves to laugh guys. What a unique selling point.

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-07-12T07:16:28+00:00

She’s tired of all that is she? Perhaps she should realise that all of those are excuses straight out the average woman’s playbook and are all code for “I think I can get someone hawter”

I have heard them all. More than once in many cases.

If you want to avoid situations like this then get the memo out to other women that these are not acceptable statements to make to people. Because they are lies. Especially the first one

no_user_ID_found · 2021-07-12T09:44:35+00:00

“It’s not you, it’s me” now where have I heard that before?

Oh I know, all throughout my teens and twenties by pretty much all girls I ever dated. I can’t help it returning the favor in my thirties, don’t worry about it. It’s not you, it’s me.

aad7990 · 2021-07-12T09:22:08+00:00

When they refer to themselves as a "mommy" instead of a parent it instantly gets my back up. To me that means they only have a child as a status symbol.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-07-12T07:47:34+00:00

It's not you. It's me, and my desire not to be around people like you. So yeah, it really is you.

akihonj · 2021-07-12T09:10:23+00:00

The clear lack of insight here is shocking, everyone knows the it's not you it's me line, is code for yes it really is you and I'm out.

I'm not ready to start something, we know is missing the with you bit at the end of that.

I'm not ready to commit, not ready to commit to you because you're fucking nuts.

kyledontcare · 2021-07-12T07:40:31+00:00

She's 39! Bwwhhhahahahahahah!! And a single mother and apparently an alcoholic. Washed up skank

coloradocaniac · 2021-07-12T09:30:20+00:00

"Let's be clear. Fuck."

Maybe if you did less of that and more loving in the beginning you wouldn't be in this mess?

oh

shit

no i din't

uberduger · 2021-07-12T10:09:10+00:00

Funny that she talks about not wasting time but wastes mine by making me read all that nonsense before saying she's got a kid.

Just say you've pushed someone else's kid out of your body (and have them as your number one priority too) right from the off, so I can swipe left and not waste my time, thanks. Since you're so keen on saving time.

loneliness-inc · 2021-07-12T10:46:37+00:00

Look goise, this one is sick of jerks and she loves to laugh and vacation.

She's so speshul. 🤣

ArrowGantOne · 2021-07-12T10:00:12+00:00

Can someone tell me if "JODER" is "fuck"?
I like learning useful foreign words.

Initial-Ad463 · 2021-07-12T08:19:00+00:00

Well, she loves to drink wine. Now she only needs to get some cats. Well, maybe not because she is a mommy. What a "good" deal.

Scourmont · 2021-07-12T11:57:38+00:00

If all the guys are leaving and making stupid excuses chances are they're not chad. Chad doesn't make excuses, he just wipes his satisfied dick on the bedsheets gets dressed and leaves. If guys are making excuses chances are she's already beta hunting and all these guys are peaceing out when they realize what a dumpster fire she is. Hispanic women are not stable even under the best of circumstances but at their worst you better run. So it's you sister, 100%.

slipkid223 · 2021-07-12T13:44:54+00:00

39-year-old rides the cock carousel for 20 years, becomes an Alpha widow, has zero self-awareness.

She is in for 10 more years or so (assuming she can hold her looks) of 20 something Chads pumping and dumping.

UltimateShame · 2021-07-12T10:11:41+00:00

A look at her facial expression is already telling enough. She is trouble!

BigSteve82 · 2021-07-12T10:44:13+00:00

Ask them what was wrong with the guy you chose to have kids with?

Corn_in_your_pussy · 2021-07-12T11:22:06+00:00

Weird take for a 39 year old.

MrNeurotypical · 2021-07-12T14:39:25+00:00

She's hot enough to pull Chads for FWB situationships but nobody commits. Do these women even realize they're all fucking the same 10% of men?

redsenior · 2021-07-12T12:04:38+00:00

Holy hell boys. Why even bother looking for women 35+?

I’ll do that when I’m 65.

redditradishman · 2021-07-12T12:56:13+00:00

Wonder how many decent guys she said those same lines to? Lol.

jkcadmium · 2021-07-12T13:06:27+00:00

Nose rings are ugly.

StrivingforFreedom87 · 2021-07-12T19:59:41+00:00

Where are these womens' grandmothers????

Grandmothers are supposed to teach the granddaughters how things work.

They come from a time that valued traditionalism.

The current virtue is hedonism.

Hedonism doesn't raise, and sustain families.

droden · 2021-07-12T15:14:30+00:00

she is uhh 15 years too late. if she hasnt been successful at LTRs by the time she hits 30 let alone mid 40s do not be her guinea pig. she is choosing that lifestyle. she keeps going back to that watering hole because she CHOOSES to.

Sintar07 · 2021-07-12T16:32:23+00:00

Honestly, if I saw this I would be horribly tempted to pretend to date her for half a year, just to sap more of that time.

MAFiA_79 · 2021-07-12T17:11:32+00:00

Real people is womanese for RETIREMENT PLAN

Gaiinahat · 2021-07-12T23:18:06+00:00

"Time is the most valuable and I don't want to lose it"

Too late grandma...enjoy your un gatos... 😹😹😹

ONEJOHNSON · 2021-07-13T04:13:44+00:00

One must ponder how much of non "chad" mens time she has wasted?

Silencio00 · 2021-07-12T15:54:14+00:00

She is so clueless haha. There is point where you got a think: maybe I am the problem.

For the most part, men do wanna commit but not with you and you need to learn why and correct that.

DavidNipondeCarlos · 2021-07-12T16:09:14+00:00

I love Spain. Such a great example.

Saianna · 2021-07-12T16:21:22+00:00

funny thing. She uses all the argumens WOMEN use to deny relationships.. I guess she used them from her own experience.

shivshenko · 2021-07-12T16:50:03+00:00

She doesn't look bad for her age of 39 but that nose piercing and tattoos on her right arm conveys or gives me the vibe that this woman got railed through by an X number of guys.

I highly doubt it's in the single digits + she is a mommy now. What does she have to offer? Nothing except a worn out Vag and a whole lot of drama that no man wants to deal with.

NoFaithInThisSub · 2021-07-12T16:56:38+00:00

maybe if she didn't paint her finger nails different colours and what appears to be rubbish grey or swamp green.

Disciple_Of_Cheesus · 2021-07-12T17:27:52+00:00

Time really does become "the most valuable" once you're a 39-year-old single mom.

Oxynewbdone · 2021-07-12T17:54:10+00:00

Time is precious and themost valuable. Tick... tick... Tick...

Should have thought of that 15 years ago. Cock carousel rider. Blues.

fuzzy_brb · 2021-07-12T18:53:25+00:00

Imagine thinking you're entitled to commitment just because you were lucky to be born with a vagina.

SpearWeasel · 2021-07-13T13:15:08+00:00

Poorly written....Does not include a variation of the phrase "My AMAZING child(ren) is/are my WORLD!"......

Come on ma"am, this is NOT the time to be a rebel...

Southerndude62 · 2021-07-16T14:42:47+00:00

"Respectful", and "affectionate"? If she were not a bitch to the other guys she was with before, she'd be married already and happy instead of trying to trawl for men. She's a post wall 39 and the eggs in her ovary are long gone to egg haven!

Jaml123 · 2021-07-17T10:09:05+00:00

She: " I'm tired of....*worthless rambling*... drink wine ... *more worthless babbling*. I am mommy."

Me: "I'm out!"

Title	[39-F] Enraged mom because chads won't commit discovers time is the most valuable thing
Author	meerita
Upvotes	377
Comments	76
Date	July 12, 2021 7:11 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/oim6rx/39f_enraged_mom_because_chads_wont_commit/
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