TL/DR

  1. Being fit is good but being your own mental point of origin is better. (Of course being both is best.)

  2. Recognize you own SMV and choose your relationship(s) accordingly.

  3. Be good at many things but pick a couple to excel at.

  4. My frame still sucks.

Narrative

Mr. Right (neighbor to the right of my house) is mid-40s, close to 300 lbs., and 5-10 or so. I don’t think I’ve ever seen him wear anything besides basketball shorts and t-shirts. Obviously a fat ass but the fun kind. Ms. Right reminds me of Tess Holiday; a fat girl with a pretty face. She does the rockabilly look. She’s always put together, hair, makeup, clothes etc. No children. They own matching jeeps, he is president of a jeep club, he made a pile of money selling insurance and lives off residuals/auto renewals, and she teaches nursing for an online college. Almost every Sunday their club comes over and he fires up his big green egg. They hire a neighborhood kid to wash their jeeps while they party at his pool. I’ve been around them enough at these parties to know he is the AMOG of this group and she eats it up.

She/they also has a friend, a fat blond, that he/they fuck. I say this because I saw both girls giving him head by the pool at 2 a.m. earlier this summer. Their pool is clearly visible from my kitchen window. Her yellow mustang is kind of hard to miss in their driveway about once a month.

On Tuesday of last week, I was doing tire flips/sledge hammer HIIT in my backyard. As I was finishing up he came up to the fence and was trying to do the “you got this, one more rep” thing. After I finished, we start talking. He finishes his beer, and calls his wife to tell her to bring out two more. Thirty seconds later, she comes bouncing out and hands us each a beer. We both said “Thank you,” but other than that continued our conversation about how he is trying to improve the pulling power of his jeep. After about a minute of her just standing there, he glances over and says “Run on in, honey, and check on dinner while the men talk.” Then he swats her huge ass. He gets a “Yes, daddy,” and a grin as she literally bounces away.

Interesting that his frame is stronger than mine despite his appearance. I would have tried to include my wife in the conversation, however, Ms. Right was comfortable just being around him and he was confident enough to let her be what she is.