Keeping this short, but it took me way too long in life to recognize a shit test. I knew my wife was likely in the mood (ovulating) and we'd spent some quality time together, so I was very open about making my desires clear and she was amenable. Then the shit tests began. Often I would fuck this up and cause a fight, or agree, or whatever to not piss her off. This time I took whatever she said and acted like I misheard her or agreed and amplified. She doesn't like beer and I just drank one so now she smells my beer breath? Yeah, this is a lager, next I'm going to drink a stout to breathe on you, and you let me know which you like better. She says something about I'm selfish? Hey, I'm not a shellfish! I don't sing and dance with a mermaid under the sea. Just ridiculous stuff and it cut right through her shit tests and soon she was smiling and ready.