Best airport pickup line

aiwendil_brown · 2024-05-06T06:51:44+00:00

Nothing wrong with a good old “sup?”, and then joke about her being your airport crush. Better luck next time.

nocountryforhamsters · 2024-05-06T05:59:02+00:00

If she's sitting at the bar on a barstool. Go stand behind her, your hands on her hips and ask her.. "Can I push your stool in?"

Silly_Randy · 2024-05-06T11:52:36+00:00

From the chest, with calmness and confidence...."Hey".

Mental-Matter-4370 · 2024-05-06T07:15:21+00:00

Your flight or mine...

EddieDildoHands · 2024-05-06T05:40:51+00:00

Hello there, fellow human. Are you a commercial plane? because I want to watch from a distance as other people board you.

ashwellick · 2024-05-06T12:59:46+00:00

The worst will say is NO 👀

cemj86 · 2024-05-06T13:51:22+00:00

Introduce yourself, begin the conversation....... Give me a break. Airport pickup line, smh.

addict-admiral · 2024-05-06T16:28:13+00:00

Wear a pilot's uniform, you won't be needing a pick up line

peanut-britle-latte · 2024-05-06T16:27:40+00:00

Flash that plastic and ask her if she'd like visit the AMEX lounge.

Valennaughty · 2024-05-06T21:19:44+00:00

Sometimes taking that leap of faith is the only way to discover what could be waiting for you on the other side. It's all about putting yourself out there, even if it feels a bit daunting at first. Who knows, that cute girl with the headphones could be the start of something wonderful! Keep embracing those moments of courage it's where the magic happens.

jimsgympartyhouse · 2024-05-06T13:22:43+00:00

Do you have “out of town” rules for one night stands?

SaaSWriters · 2024-05-06T15:15:44+00:00

Just start with "Hello."

Huge_Shower_1756 · 2024-05-07T03:23:31+00:00

So, where you headed? (Wait for her to answer) Ok, cool, and what's the exact address?

TRTGymBro1 · 2024-05-06T10:57:30+00:00

Okay, here is how I approached in a similar situation: girl is working on her laptop, with headphones on, but not those ear buds, the big cans, she is wearing reflective sunglasses. And by the way, there is a ring of fire around her. And outside of that ring of fire, there are men with machine guns. And they are surrounded by a perimeter of barbed wire. Oh and by the way! All of this is happening underwater while I'm scuba diving.

Dude, don't be such a fucking needy and desperate loser that you have to bother someone who obviously doesn't want to be bothered .

Title	Best airport pickup line
Author	ExtraTerRedditstrial
Upvotes	26
Comments	26
Date	May 6, 2024 3:35 AM UTC (2 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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