Note: in case you haven't seen my previous posts, I'm a high-schooler. I usually lie about my age when approaching women and have been in this game seriously for around 2-3 consistent months. I have seen some very good success, and I would like to thank Seddit profusely.

So I'm at the mall with my friend. He has to buy this jacket or some shit for his ice-skating date tomorrow, which means I a) sit around while he picks out clothes or b) have some fun on my own. Game on.

I walk around the mall a bit- as usual, unlike the city, the mall has limited options. I break out of my bitch-butterfly mode by going to a random girl and asking her if she liked small-penis guys. Obviously, she walks away. I then do a few jumping jacks and pushups in the middle of the mall, and my God mode hits me. My friend comes over to me, shopping bag in hand, and says I'm looking seriously confident. He then points out a cute girl walking right towards us, wishes me luck, and pushes me into her path right as the girl is right in front of me. I snap into action right away.


Me: You're really cute, I had to meet you.

Girl (startled- I had been pushed into her path and opened immediately): Woah, I'm way too old for you.

Me: Really? Why don't you guess my age?

Girl: Um...18?

Me (shaking my head): Mm, no (I'm pointing upwards right now).

Girl: 21?

Me: One more!

Girl: 22?

Me: There we go!

Girl is laughing.

Me: Wow, do I really look that young? I've just left college.

Girl: I'm so sorry. I'm just, like, really out of it today. I had a really bad day at work.

Me: Yeah, I just bombed an interview.

Girl: Oh, I'm so sorry.

Me: Yeah, not so good. I'm Parker.

Girl: I'm Amy!

At this point, I do something someone taught me- I take the girl's hand as we shake hands and continue to hold it. She is not letting go.

Me: Amy... (I repeat her name because my mind blanks for a second)

Amy: Salem (She says something like this- I think she was trying to say her last name? Regardless, I don't hear it clearly which explains the next bit)

Me: What?

Amy: Oh, sorry (she starts laughing) I'm just so out of it.

I realize I need to be leaving because my friend and I had to be somewhere.

Me: Look, it was great meeting you- unfortunately I have to split, so I was wondering if we could exchange contact.

Amy: I have a boyfriend.

Me: That's okay, I'm not the jealous type.

Amy: No, no his name is Javier- I can show you pictures, he's real and everything, I promise.

Me: Alright then, I better be going.

Amy: Hey, I just wanted to say that I really love your confidence- better luck on your next interview!

Me: Here, let's hug this one out.

We hug and wave goodbye.


So yeah, I didn't exactly close- I don't really know what I did wrong- but I just want to get opinions on how I did, what I could have done better, etc. Message me if you want to know more details about body language and other details that I couldn't fit in here- that way I can maximize the kind of feedback I get.

Thanks!

~IndianWise