I spent the past week opening and opening, but mostly not venturing beyond the not-so-risky levels. Today I opened a 9. I gotta admit that I am rather stoked that I pulled that off. I'm not sure I could have done it a few weeks ago.

HB9 is looking at this vegan "food bar" thing they have in my favorite coffeeshop. It looks a little like a brown hockey puck.

nooneinparticular, standing in line in front of her:

Tastes like cardboard.

HB9: [laughs] Yeah, I was just looking at it. I was trying to find something...

nooneinparticular: Not horribly bad for you?

HB9: Right.

nooneinparticular: You'll want to stay away from the cheesecake.

HB9: I know right!

HB9 laughs. Then she thinks a minute...

nooneinparticular: Let me know how that goes.

Both go to their seats. A few minutes later, both of them go to pick up drinks from the counter

nooneinparticular: So, did you end up going with the cardboard?

HB9: [laughs] Yep.

nooneinparticular: Let me know how that works out for you.

HB9: Hahah, okay.

Tune in for the next exciting episode of WTF, I opened?

Rewrites for this scriptment more than welcome.