I arrive in the venue. There's a mechanical bull? Lol, what? I walk through, see a Hot Seat guy, bring him along to wing. I open a gorgeous two set with a retarded-ass opener about how the venue serves cotton candy. Feeling it's lame, I call it out. We stay in set, but my wing is not really talking at all, then he bounces. I keep it going, but I'm thinking - shit, the friend is bored and I can't escalate in front of her. After 5-10 minutes, they leave for the bathroom.

I keep walking and see this super cute girl selling hats to some guys. I pass by and start talking about hats, just saying bullshit, but I am up in her face. She puts a hat on me and I take it off and put it on her, then put her arms around me. Suddenly, this 300 lb black guy sitting nearby says I need to back off her. I turn to the girl and say, "Listen, if I'm making you uncomfortable, I'll back off." I keep going until the 300 lb black man's friend, also a 300 lb black man, tells me I'm making him uncomfortable and need to leave. That scares me the fuck out and I back off. =\

I approach a two set and talk about what just happened. Then the third friend comes out of nowhere screaming bathroom.

After a few more minutes, I bounce. As I walk away, I'm thinking..."Where am I going? Why am I leaving?"

I'm not approaching enough. Blah.