See this hot blonde all the time always with same girl friend
I'm in "exposure therapy" mode to finally make real progress. Approaching all cuties and going out alone at night.
She's wearing red yoga pants so I open with "Hey red pants girl" as I'm walking up to not startle her. Honestly I felt really natural and masculine saying that ridiculous thing like I don't give a fuck.
She goes "I'm on the phone hold on - Mom let me call you back." Honestly so good so far.
"Wow you just hung up on your Mom for me?" Proud of that improv. With her full attention on me she is even hotter than I thought. I maintain great eye contact, subtle smile. Good job there. I had one knee locked, one slight bent but over all good posture. Leaning in maybe 5% too much. Not bad though, I'm tall. Hands relaxed.
She goes "No I was hanging up anyway"
This is where I fucked up. I had been thinking too much of this retarded line so it came out like a run on sentence:
"I see you here all the time you look fun and out going let's go out down town some time"
Fucking. Robotic.
She squints her eyes a bit like wtf was that scripted? and goes "...No?..." And makes a weird gesture with her hand.
Despite my robot pace on that one line, I never broke eye contact, never flinched, never broke down in any way. Always smiling.
I mimic her weird hand gesture, smile like she's the weird one and say "Word, dude" and walk away confidently.
I realize my improv moments were way better than actually "reciting" my premade line which speaks for itself honestly. The hardest part for me is literally just the opening line, not even the approach itself or saying ridiculous shit. Interesting. Maybe I should've just introduced myself and paused a little bit. This was my first ever gym approach so I'm still working it out.
Now I get the fun energy of seeing this chick like 4 days a week after getting blown out. Good. I'm the prize.
This was my second approach today. First one was "seeing somebody". Have you gotten rejected yet today? Why not? Thanks
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