"You can have a threesome with me and boyfriend if you want, he said it's cool." - Boyfriend is moving away. Potential plate?

SirKolbath · 2018-06-18T00:56:03+00:00

Upsides:

She clearly thinks of you in a sexual way.
She's a cheater. She's going to fuck you as long as you don't screw it up.
No strings attached. How could there be?

Downsides:

She's a cheater. Do not LTR this sloot.
Threeway? At her suggestion? This is the sort of girl you get STDs from.
Threeway means that boyfriend knows you're fucking his girl. That can lead to drama or being knifed in an alley by some betazoid cuck who is trying to mate guard.

Frankly, I think I'd decline. First off, I am not a fan of sharing my toys. Second, this has risks associated with it. Third, MMF threesome is basically one slip away from two guys rubbing their cocks together, which (even if you announce "No homo!") is still pretty goddamn gay.

Wait for him to leave and then fuck her, just make sure you wrap your shit tightly before you go balls deep on the old pickle tickle.

Borsao66 · 2018-06-18T02:36:08+00:00

MFM threesome?

Yeah it's like the Ghostbusters said.. Never cross the streams.

VasiliyZaitzev · 2018-06-18T03:02:37+00:00

No beuno. That's gay, bro.

bigdale001 · 2018-06-18T02:20:32+00:00

She wants dick bro. Keep her around as a fuck buddy but nothing more. Cool thing is that it seems that's also what she wants, probably has some blue pilled boyfriend who believes in long distance relationships....

Self-honest · 2018-06-18T03:59:50+00:00

You shouldn't be wondering if this girl can be a plate until you've fucked her a few times. You're putting the cart before the horse. Don't think like this.

no_condoments · 2018-06-18T01:24:00+00:00

Related question: anyone here had an MFM threesome? Is it good? Care to share your experiences?

2comment · 2018-06-18T02:23:01+00:00

Reminds me of the fat chick at work who once talked about how she normally doesn't eat chocolate cake but then prattled on about it for 15m.

Do whatever you want but don't get this winner pregnant. Guy could be cooking up this lame scheme to keep her interested in the relationship via opening it or he just doesn't gaf anymore.

She sounds like paper plate material.

red_matrix · 2018-06-18T03:04:04+00:00

She's looking to either branch swing (they all do this before leaving their current bf) or she's planning to cheat on him and is trying to line up possible guys. Plate her, don't ever consider a LTR with her. She's giving you the signals that she wants you.

sourmonkeytroll · 2018-06-18T03:53:30+00:00

MMF on her suggestion means you’re operating in her frame. So fuck her or don’t. Be aware she is leading, maintain frame if you want to fuck her more than once.

mushroom_overlord · 2018-06-18T09:27:09+00:00

Smash when he leaves. At that point it is either you or some other dude, make it you if you want but plate only. Long distance does not work, she is basically single at that point.

BusterVadge · 2018-06-18T12:47:14+00:00

Don't cross swords.

friendandadvisor · 2018-06-18T16:09:37+00:00

"You can have a threesome with me and boyfriend if you want, he said it's cool." - Got sent that in the middle of a normal conversation. Did it on her own accord. Does this indicate anything?

Yes, she wants to see you get cornholed by her boyfriend.

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